So, yeah, I'm one of those people now... you know, those poor saps that wake up in Equestria as some some of creature, let it be a pony or a dragon, even zebras or Celestia knows what else that this strange land has. And what does little old me get to end up as once I drink too many drinks in one night?
I'm a parasprite. A food obsessed, fast producing, flying demon.
... I don't know about you, but I'm going to enjoy the hell out of this.
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I'm... sorry, I think.
Chapters (1)
This is AMAZING KILL ME AND GIVE ME ALL THE BEER HAAHAHAHAHAHHA TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
You obviously wrote it because parasprites are awesome. Also, look behind you. Look back at your computer. Now look behind you again. See that? Your house is full of parasprites.
.....If this was anyone else, I'd just go NOPE.avi
No no! You need to take out the instruments first! Then there would be no way to stop you!
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YES MY MIND IS BLOWN AT THE AWESOMENESS PROTRUDING FROM THIS TALE! I THINK A SEQUEL IS IN ORDER AKIMBO DOTORKUS!
Funny little story. :)
Too bad it was just a dream, though--serious potential for cheap crack-fic laughs with this idea.
2825804 Was it just a dream, though? Hmm...
Yeah, even I don't know. I had thought about it being real, and her staying queen until she is usurped by rebels in her army that send her into the Everfree Forest to be eaten by a manticore after a badass battle. But then I changed it to this.
2825329 A sequel? *thinks* If I get more views or something, maybe.
Random story is random
Nothing like a little chaos.
Maybe you could try to make a full parasrite story? It would be awesome!
needs moar NAOW!!
oh this soooo needs a chapter 2 (or sequel if thats the case) its friggin brilliant
2829812 At this point, I'm considering it. I want to finish my other story first, though, so I don't have a lot on my plate. It's in my head, though, so... you never know.
2829828 do it. commit. you know you want to
i sure as hell'l read it 
Why do people keep writing stories about me?
ok someone needs to make a serious story about this
2832288 Because we love you little fuckers!
2832638 No worries, it's being considered by me. I have quite a few ideas, actually... *wink*
Cool story! I like it.
I love human in equestria stories that pretty much say F*** everything I do what I want. Oh to be Old Again by Minalkra is my favorite example of this.
Queen Sexy Bitch! Hell to the yeah!
you forgot the period after Fun., thus invalidating your story. 1/10 might fap to if low on other material
in all honesty I lol'd. damn fine work
Fucking brilliant
2832288 CUZ YOUR SO FUCKING ADORABLE
Truly amazing, simply the most enjoyment I've had since Annie. And I bet I'll have more fun Tomorrow.
4499727 I hope you choke on oxygen.
kek
I'm going to narrate this story later. And there's not a damn thing you can do to stop me.
4499732 Why so much hate? Why Would I Change A Thing that makes me laugh? Just remember You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile.
4499742 Oh, god, Wuten.
... I can't believe this is back.
This... was hilarious.
4846104 Thank ya kindly!
Writing like Applejack, suddenly, and don't know why. Ah, well.
Awesome and funny, if a bit short. :)
A whole year later and I finally realize you meant me. I'm just gonna go kill myself now
6607213 damn son
I demand a clop sequel!
6810338 I wouldn't write that if you paid me!
But I appreciate it anyway.
6810338 I'm all for a clop sequel too bro
6817893 Then write it you piece of shit. :P
Wow! I really liked the overall premise of this fic! A human transformed into a parasprite isn't something you typically see, and in fact not many people used this idea since which is a shame. Because think about it, it's about a human-turned-parasprite turning an otherwise normal animal species into their own sapient race! Most fics either do Dragon's, Ponies, Griffon's, Changelings, or Discord's race; why so afraid to spread to other areas?
The human being, a dreamer that appears, disappears when waking up, and reappearing when falling asleep again is a neat idea! Due to this they try to be a villain or ruler of the parasprites because they want to have fun, blissfully unaware of what they are actually causing. And with meta-knowledge of the show, god forbid all 9 seasons (or 10 if you count the comics), much havoc can ensue! xD
A huge coincidence that this fic made, is that the character's color is the exact opposite of Thorax's. Tish's purple body and Green body versus Thorax's green Body and purple eyes. Bug Wars/Diplomacy here we come!
This fic actually started my low imagination, now if I actually watch the show then maybe I can get enough material besides second-hand knowledge and clips xD but this fic was definitely one of my favorites back in the day!