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Ah, inanimate objects, why do I connect with you so well? Can't wait to see this out there for people to drop their pants to, or feel awkward for having read the violation of a laptop. I bet many people are going to look at their laptops and be like "...whore."
2720830 lol, my lappy knows I love her. After all, she's the only major appliance in my house that sees me naked.
Faget.
I'ma fap to this.
No, I'm being serious...
Stationary tower cases are way better, all the fans
......I'm at a loss for words......
, then I was like 
, and then finally, I was like 
. Nice work! 
At first I was like
Just because I can:
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well, at least there aren't any spiders...
I hope
2721286 Haha. I'm glad I got to take part in this actually. I wasn't sure how well I was going to do with clop. Even better I wrote most of my part while sitting and watching T.V with my mom
As for seeing me naked, yeah my laptop is the only one, next to my shower, but to be fair they both see me naked equally at this point.
I came
What the hell did I just read? And why do I like it?
~Skeeter The Lurker
Now I wish I had a laptop...
this right here is a near perect example of the completely absurd being written god damned perfectly. amazing. and to quote a line from one of my favorite clop fics. i for one am uncomfortably aroused.
marvellous
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but the laptop gets really hot.
My laptop has a few STDs atm, so I can't fuck it.
2721795 You haven't felt my power supply. That is some warm stuff. Also intel processors, they heat the hell up.
I. CANNOT BREATHE.
Literally started to die of laughter in the middle of this.
WRITE ON, DEAR AUTHOR!
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You came
I saw
Dash climaxed!
i forcefully listened to this while talking to daemon on skype
I've seen RD shipped with alot of things even with the concept of shipping itself which goes to show RD gets shipped with everything.
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Hey, you didn't bold the first huehuehue.
Laptop bluescreens, therefore rape.
This makes sense to me.
2723350 Shit.
You missed a "u" and a "huehue" there.
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Better, penishead?
2723418 Defecating on a sandwich only makes it tastier.
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2723440 What if I defecate on your sandwich? Will that make you happier?
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Go fuck yourself with a spatula.
......I have seen the cover picture before.....
I swear to jesus it isn't in my porn folder.............................
2723385 Why not? Make clop more like a porno, give people what they came to see. Clop without romance, jump straight in, get to the point. Of course unless you expected something different?
Hmm.
Let me just set my brain aside for a moment... right over here...
And here we go.
What in the glorious name of satan is this.
Well. That was excellent writing.
On another note, "What the fuck am I doing with my life?"
And I can't believe I clopped to this…
I'm not really sure if I want to...
Now I know what to do with that old laptop of mine, rape it!
Kool
So this is how I fix my old laptop... Interesting
Any chance for a sequel?
My poor poor laptop is asleep right now
she doesn't get to read the beauty of this story for herself
.....stupid kindle and your stupid time absorbent-ness of toppies and me time
I just hope this doesn't give my laptop any ideas.
I am perfectly comfortable with my habits now.
Great Story
The first thing I said when I got my own computer was "I want to make love to this machine."
Never once did I ever think it would ever be taken this far.
2739734 Oh it could be worse, he could have let me drag it out to about four thousand words and put her up wet, which I would have gladly done if I really wanted people to question their intelligence and why they are reading this.
...
...
... What the fuck did I just read? I'm not complaining, but...
Wat.
Uhhh, wat? O.o I enjoyed that more than I expected. Well done.
Second to last paragraph i started laughing my ass off at how painstakingly funny this was.
If you enjoyed this then I highly suggest:
1) ...but the kitchen sink.
2) Rainbow Dash seduces a watermelon.
3) Clopping on the door.
4) Rainbow Dash X Mouse Cursor.
5) Gluttonous Love.
k.
Since it's a Windows it's a whore.
It'll probably be a prostitute if it was a Mac.
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But 'whore' is just a derogatory word for 'prostitute', therefore you're saying that they're the same.
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Links pl0x