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Dafaq did I just read.
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How else was I supposed to end it?
Dat ending.
This needs sequel.
oh baby
Take that, you hick!
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Damnit, I knew somebody would say that. It is a good idea though, I may get on that.
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This guy.
2638492 Do eet!
Oh wow
okay i admit that could have gone better
2638492 can i make a fan fan sequel.
i'll tell you what i have in mind if you say yes, than i'll tell you the lay out of it in a PM
i have to say this, that's one danm way to get out of town hehe
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Hmm, I suppose, as long as you credit me.
Keep in mind I might be making my own sequel to it.
2640499 ok i will, like i say it's your work and am just going to make a fan of it.
i'll pm you
11/10 Fucking glorious
That ending is amazing.
11/10
After severall bank robberies and murders, Gildie and Caramelyde (their clever aliases) ended up being shot 500 times by the Royal Guard Police FBI Superforce... who had invented guns at the same time Caramel invented cigarettes.
2638223 Well, if it's meant to be just a trollfic, then it's a perfect way to end it, since they're not supposed to make sense.
I think I just gushed all over Thaylien's chair... he's going to kill me, but I don't care, you made my Caramel into a Stallion!
[Girly squee!]
it went from porn to a michael bay movie in an instant
2643713
Oh sweet Jesus, I love it. Don't hate me if I steal that.
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All in a days work my friends.
Sex and explosions; that's a pretty good combination if you ask me.
2644229 Caramelyde is a hybrid formed when formaldehyde and caramel have promiscuous relations. It tastes very good, but turns your digestive system into living plastic that is then assimilated by the Nestene Consciousness.
I am a scientist. You can trust me.
As an athiest.
I think it is fair to say.
Some nigguhs.
NEED JESUS.
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2647014
I would, if any of that made sense.
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I don't know what's going on here either.
2648512 VICTORY IS MINE!! *performs the Dance of Joy*
This took a turn for the crack near the ending, which is a bit disappointing, but overall, good work.
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I didnt know how else to end it.
2649847 I'd just like to say...i actually danced to this...around my house...for ten minutes straight...while my parents were home...
2657503 You could always have had GIlda eat him.
Because vore is teh bestest!
2666748 Everything is proceeding according to my designs...
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NO.
If there is one fetish that I will just not deal with, its that one.
2668679 *Alondro grins most wickedly* And now I know your weakness...
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I just do not get the appeal. That is in no way hot. Like really, why would being eaten be a turn on?
2673266 Why does getting whipped turn people on?
There are many ways the wires can get crossed in the brain. Once you understand that pleasure is nothing more than a neuroendocrine switch that gets flipped, it's easy to understand how a little misdirected limb of the pathway can turn what instinctually elicits terror would instead lead someone to become a dragon's dinner or so forth.
Neurophysiology is quite fascinating and bizarre.
2673295
If dying inside an intestinal tract is your thing, I'd be happier if you went ahead and got it over with so I don't have to hear about it anymore.
2673477 I'm explaining ALL fetishes. They all have exactly the same mechanism of misdirected synaptic connections.
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The only one that is just straight up icky is vore. I'd honestly just like to not hear about it.
2679794 *smirks* You really think that's the only icky one?
My my, you are quite innocent, aren't you?
I have seen the Internet, young one. It is a far more terrifying place than you can possibly imagine in your worst nightmares.
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I promise you, I've seen a lot of shit. That is just the one thing I am not prepared to deal with.
2679983 Interesting, out of everything else, that alone disturbs you.
Very interesting.
You sir. Just take this *hugs* you flipped my day it lame now it's cool xD yes write more stuff with Gilda please XD
I find myself aroused and I don't know why... Probably because i'm a sexual lunatic, but whatever
5/5 Applejacks
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Will do.
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Awh yeah, my favorite.
Oh no! Not the explosion factory!
2638492 Well? I really would like to read some more of this.
Anyhow thanks for the excellent story, just re-read this, still awesome.
Remember, kids: acts of extreme badassery cause normally non-combustible objects to explode in glorious fire. Also, that was.....oddly arousing. I think I have a Gilda fetish now.
wasn't really that good clop-wise, but wasn't shit either. sort of funny. would be very well recieved coated in green and put into a thread on /anon/ @ mlpchan
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Funny, cause I actually write on /mlp/ occasionally. I don't mean to bug you about it, but what exactly could use improvement, and how would I go about doing it? Gotta be at the top of my game to impress fimfiction, you know?
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right now /mlp/ is total shit due to autists invading.
mlpchan.net/anon is a lot more like what /mlp/ used to be before all the underage b& invaded and ruined the board.
the story is alright, i am not the best critic but i like to laugh at people getting riled up over here, some of you guys are pretty stupid. (your story wasn't shit but most are)