• Member Since 12th May, 2012
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Nyan_Cat


Hiya everybody, I'm some gamer chick that reads a lot and is extremely inconsistent about when I sign on and off of this website, message me if you want a proofread of something and I'll do it maybe

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Pinkie Pie eats candy. Fluttershy heals animals. Twilight reads. Rainbow Dash sleeps. Applejack bucks trees. Rarity clothes. Hilarity doesn't ensue.

It's teen because in the second chapter Rainbow Dash swears.

Meh.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 45 )

Well. That was certainly interesting.

All of my dreams have come true. :raritystarry: :pinkiehappy: :rainbowkiss: :twilightsmile: :scootangel: :yay: :trollestia:

Too late. :pinkiegasp:

Gripping tension!

Beautiful!! 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10! Bravo!!!

*throws confetti and cupcakes and spider beasts all over the room* :'D

This is so painfully sad yet I can't stop laughing, gods, poor Fluttershy:fluttercry:

IT'S MINE!!!!!! And I'm so BUCKING confused....buck it, I love it anyway, died at Twilght's and Scootaloo's part:rainbowlaugh:

So....you: 0 Demon Spider thing: 1 :rainbowlaugh: And now onto ponies:raritystarry:

But Alicorns are Gods...they can't DIE!! At least not from mortal creatures, but that's my option, wow this is random but funny as buck....love it!!!:rainbowkiss:

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What? I can't read all caps, so I think you said for someone to comment.

Excuse me, I'm a girl who's older than ten and I like fart jokes! Talk about INSENSITIVE!

Oh. My. Celestia.
SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HOLYMOTHERF*CKINGSH*TWE'REALLGONNADIESH*TSH*TSH*T

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:twilightsmile: I work to please.

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I don't even know. :twilightsheepish:

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:pinkiegasp: Woo!

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SWEET JESUS NO

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:raritywink: Thanks for the feedback!
And now I've got this creeping suspicion that Spider Beast is immortal, dammit

Beautiful.
Just beautiful.
*starts crying*
:raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry:

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TOO LATE! :raritydespair:

And don't worry about that 8-legged shadow. It's just your imagination.

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I secretly like fart jokes as well
I couldn't decide if demon scorpion doom spider or that spider with wings that scientists discovered a few months ago was worse. They're both pretty awful. :raritycry:
And thank you for the feedback! :scootangel:

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:charliesheenizwinning:

Wat the frick. not even pinkie understands
:pinkiecrazy:

you are one of favorite writers now.

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Nyan_Cat continues to reign victorious over the land.

But seriously, thanks! :pinkiehappy:

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I don't even know what I wrote with this. :applejackconfused:
But it's good so far, I think.
Woo

I've known from years of past experience that this is exactly the kind of story I should expect when I see the word "boring" in the title.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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:raritycry: I can never be happy again.
Except this morning spider demon was still on my ceiling, and I got a cup and put him outside.
And now I realize that was a bad idea.
DEMON SPIDER BABIES

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You can be happy again. You just need that one thing. :raritywink:

And those demon spider babies? They are actually like the cutest things around.

That's how they get you, too... :pinkiecrazy:

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Who the hell makes the pictures, and why are they so cute?
...WAIT NO

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WHAT DID I JUST SAY?! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

And you'd be surprised. I know there are cuter pics of them as spiders, I just can't find them atm.

What derefucq did I just read.
:derpyderp1:

Hysterical Rainbow Dash is best Rainbow Dash.

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Your spider adventures remind me of one that ran through my kitchen once. It was so huge that when I went to catch it, I realized it was bigger than the jar, and I had to find some other container to catch it.

Aw, just noticed you changed this to Complete. But it was such a complex, compelling story!

Rainbow Dash's reaction to spiders is very similar to mine... only I swear a lot more. :rainbowlaugh:

You, my good man, are a frikkin' genius.

What the hell is this?! WHY the hell is this?! :rainbowhuh:

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