So after this bug thing has been crawling around on my ceiling for about an hour now I decided I should write more about it.
As I write this it is crawling in a circle while moving its large posterior up and down.
#firstworldproblems #yolobecauseofspiders
So after a 10 minute break I got a better look at this thing. It's like a wolf spider on steroids. If there is any god out there, please oh sweet jesus christ save me from this monster from the abyss, because this is terrifying.
I am such a wimp.
After another break (5 minutes this time) I got the guts to walk underneath this damned demon and grab my computer and flee for my bedroom.