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// De-ohshitspiders 
// Story: An Extremely Boring Story 
// by Nyan_Cat 
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So eventually Rainbow Dash got some guts and flew back to her house, along with Pinkie Pie, who decided she was going to hug this foul beast from the depths of hell.

When they got there, Dash decided that she was going to die, so she flew back down, grabbed an alicorn, and then flew back up. 

When they arrived they saw Pinkie Pie crippled on the floor, her face purple and her eyes twitching. She raised one hoof slowly and pointed up at the offender; Spider Beast.

"Spider Beast... you did this, didn't you," Dash sobbed, pointing at the paralyzed pink party pony polluting the floor. 

Spider Beast hissed.

"Spider BeeeeaaAAAAAAAAAAAST!" Dash cried, pulling a sword out of nowhere and heroically flying to the demon. She stabbed randomly, hitting nothing but air. 

"Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssshk!" Spider Beast retorted, lunging forward, leaving a trail of web behind. Dash parried and rolled over in the air, flying upside down. She aimed at the monster's stomach, but he moved just in time, spitting venomous fluid at the floor. 

"No!" the alicorn cried, flying towards the foe. 

"No, alicorn! Save yourself!" Dash cried, wiping poison out of her eyes, then chopping freely into the air once more. Amazingly she hit, and dark purple blood poured out of the spider's wounds. 

"Krsssssssssssh!" he snarled, turning his attention to the injury. This unknowingly opened it's weak spot to injury.

"This is OVER!" the cyan mare screamed, bringing the blade down on her enemy's neck, bodily fluids raining down upon the trio of ponies. Dash spit venom out of her mouth, saying:

"God, I need a better narrator."