Ever since she was small, Queen Chrysalis has dreamed of finding her people the greatest feeding ground and now she's finally closer than she's ever been to success. She's prepared her disguise perfectly and she's convinced that nopony will ever see through it. But even the best laid plans have their flaws, and Chrysalis soon finds herself trying to sabotage her own plan.

N.B. The rating of this fic has changed from "everyone" to "teen" preemptively. As far as I'm aware it's going to stay roughly rated "everyone" for quite a few chapters yet, but I don't want anyone to start reading this now and regret it later when things get a bit darker.

A scheme to send love via the Equestrian Express by the triplets Derpy Hooves, Ditzy Do and Bright Eyes results in four ponies getting shipped to the same wrong address. Only one of them gets shipped to the wrong address on purpose.

In the headcanon for this story, Derpy, Ditzy and Bright are triplets.
Tagsplanation:
Teen for allusions to intimacy. And Chocolate.
Sex tag is for light innuendo. And Rainbow Dash's (implied) dirty, dirty mind.

Author's note: I didn't think this would be good enough to submit to the TwiDash competition... but after some cogitating, editing and minor rewriting, I think it's ready. And now that the contest is over, time for the rewrite and re-imagining. At some point.

Very little escapes Rainbow Dash's notice when flying. When she notices somepony is bothering Fluttershy, she wastes no time swooping down and confronting the troublemaker, for better or for worse.

Aldred, one of 100 mages in an ancient circle, and the youngest of them all, visits Equestria to steal back something that was taken from his family years ago- meanwhile, Celestia tries to make amends to him for an evil sin she committed towards him, but isn't doing a good job at it- and she may or may not be able to.

{Rated Teen for harsh language at times}

Edit: After receiving a rather unwarranted comment, I think it would be best to point out this is a human in Equestria story. If this is not your cup of tea, I respect that.

Applejack is in trouble. She's going to lose the farm if she doesn't do something soon. She is losing money, yet she doesn't know why. She's beginning to stress out, and losing her ability to function.

To help deal with her stress, Rainbow Dash introduced her friend to something that will help her drown her sorrows... literally.

Alcohol.

But she never meant for her friend to go so far.

Things end up spiraling downwards, and soon, everything falls apart for our farm pony.

You can read the messed up version of the story here. Oh wait... hold on... it isn't up yet.

(Written in 2nd-person)

You are Quick-Sketch. You would call yourself an inventor if you ever built anything. You would call yourself an artist if you painted anything. You are none of these things, instead your talent is duplication. Your eyes and sketch pad can easily make sense of the most complicated paintings and machinery and than duplicate them later. This skill directly aids your “lucrative hobby”, exploration. Rumors circulated about an abandon lab somewhere in the middle of nowhere next to a town nopony has ever heard off. In search of adventure and pay you set off on a quest and start following rumor after rumor. Your digging leads you here, the middle of nowhere. You don't know what your going to find, only that it wont have you leaving here empty hoofed

Under Serious Construction!

This story details how Applejack lost her parents. It's not a nice story - such things never are - but I hope it brings light on how she's come to be the pony we know and love today.

Barney Stinson from How I meet Your Mother goes out drinking and did the unthinkable. He rode the tricycle. With the amounts of awesomeness flowing through him rising to critical levels he tears a hole in space-time. He ends up in Equestria and runs into Rainbow Dash. The results are legend, wait for it...dary!!!

Editing Credit: Infinite Evil

After Spike tries to steal some fast food and Ronald McDonald and Grimace come to Ponyville seeking revenge, Twilight must save Spike from their grasp. Although, she must pay the ultimate price... HUMILIATION!