Once, I thought I knew it all. All I had was overpriced cable TV, slacker friends, no girlfriend, and a shitty job doing customer support, but I thought I knew it all.

That all changed one day when I dressed up for a costume party as the semiotic psychoanalyst Jacques Lacan.

A Displaced Philosopher Story. Drawing of Lacan by Marcos Manzi.

Money makes the world go round. And where there's money, there's advertising.

It quickly became clear to Nightmare Moon that she needs sunlight, whether she likes it or not. Rarity, on the other hoof, doesn't understand; if she's the good guy in her and her sister's age long feud, how come she- or anybody -would need such a dreadful thing?

Yet bringing it up to her leader was a mistake.

Rarity's wearing sequins again, and Rainbow's not happy about it. But when one of Rainbow's comments leads the rest of the Mane Six to suspect she's hiding something, they go on an epic quest for the truth, and end up uncovering one of Ponyville's biggest secrets. And, considering Pinkie is in on it and was never put under a Pinkie Promise to keep it, it's kind of a miracle it took them this long to find out.

Big thanks to OriDragon for editing!

This story is a sequel to The Moon's Wrath

Small Dragons, Big hearts: Unity is Power: S1E02—Midnight Darkscales is no more. Nightfall Sheen, his assistant Wishful Legend and his new circle of friends all played a part in purifying the corrupted brother of Lord Lumin and restoring Lord Umbra to normal.

In honor of this, Nightfall is sent seven tickets to the next Big Burning Bash: the biggest event in all of Draconia! With seven tickets, there's no conflict to resolve, right? Aside from his friends having unrealistic expectations, what could possibly go wrong when everygon—plus one filly—has their own ticket?

Co-author: Brasta Septim

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"

During one of her experiments with the mirror, Twilight accidentally teleported Ed from his world to Equestria. While Twilight figures out a way to send Ed back home, Ed decided to work at the Hay Burger as a volunteer to do what he does best, taking orders and serving food for the customers.

What could go wrong?

5/1/16 - Featured! Thank you guys so much!

This story is a sequel to LT: Titles and Gifts

Story number six from the Lunar Tales.

When a group of day guards and Grey Plate call a new bat pony recruit - Midnight Flow - a freak, she seeks for answers about the origins of bat ponies. And they come from the most unexpected place.

Collab with Mistress Spectrum
Edits: My batponywaifu
Cover-art by hua113

NOTICE

This story was a trainwreck. I didn't think anything through enough; my outline wasn't very good and on top of that, I kept ignoring it.

That said, I still think many of the ideas in this fic were solid. I have plans to rewrite it, but first there will be several short stories about Freddy Fazbear's Pizza to set the stage, so that the next go round I can have less exposition.

I don't think anyone was reading this in the first place, but, well, here's some closure if you were. Look for more FNAFfics coming soon!

LOL, where to start? There's, like, sooo much to tell. Okay, let's see... well, while walking around Canterlot one night wearing this totes adorbs bear costume (LOL, long story) I stumbled into this place called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. All the furry robots there, like, totally love me! They're especially happy I brought my own costume, for some reason... like, apparently that's a problem or something. Dunno.
Anyway, they've accepted me as one of their own! Like, how cool is that? We do all kinds of stuff together: fun stuff like baking cupcakes, and hard stuff like replacing the carpets- they keep getting stained and stuff. Oh, and we tease the security guard, who's, like, a total meanie.
It's not all fun and games, though. See, there's one little detail... my mom was investigating a case before she died. A case in that very restaurant. See, like, a decade or something ago, five kids just, like, vanished. One of them was even a student of Princess Celestia herself! I, like, totally want to get to the bottom of it and stuff. I think. I mean, what could go wrong, amiright? When has the truth hurt anypony?

Now with a character list.

This story is a sequel to Fooled by One Killed by Many

A few months have passed since Firestarter was sacrificed to a statue and was now a raging fireball, since he's left Ponyville there has been rumors of a new kind of evil rising and Luna goes on a search to find him and bring him back before things get too hairy for only he can stop this evil from spreading any further.

//HIATUS: Edited 10/1/17

Rainbow Dash keeps on avoiding a certain colt and keeps on making excuses to not come head on with him, but how would she avoid a future wing-mate? She just can't stop hating him. It doesn't help that the exact colt is trying to get closer to her. Rarity and Fleetfoot gets suspicious and they try to see the problem between the two.