The War of the Witches? Ever since you began visiting me here in my garden, my newest student, your inquiries have all revolved around that ancient conflict. I will admit, I wish you would ask me about something else. No? Very well. You have selected the subject, but this evening I shall choose the setting, as I believe there is something I need to say.

Yes, something I need to say indeed…

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Twilight and her friends all get together for a sleepover, looking forward to some well deserved downtime. Discord arrives, standing outside in the rain, pleading for entrance and to come in out of the weather. Twilight Sparkle insists that this is a mares only sleepover, so Discord does the only thing he can do, doing the unthinkable to gain entry.

Once inside, Discord, now Eris, tries to bond with the mane six and learn the magic of friendship.

The mane six fail to take into account the magic of Discord.

Now featured on April 16th, 2014. Thank you all so very much!

When the Bearers race forth from Ponyville on an official mission, somepony has to take over on their day jobs. For Fluttershy, that's usually Snowflake.

But he's not available right now, so today, it's going to be a Sherman tank.

Don't worry. I'm sure nopony will ever notice the difference.

(Inspired by this story. Rated MC for MetaCrack.)

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And here's a reading!

See that title? That's me. Observer. Title equals main character, capiche? Just remember that I'm that one guy that jumps from Universe to Universe being a hero and stuff, like other dummies, except he enjoys it! 'He' being 'I', remember that, kiddies. The only downside is the pain. Which is quite plentiful. I think I'm rambling. I'm supposed to describe this adventure in particular! Let's see, I mess with six little ponies, two specific princesses, and two Wastelanders while saving the day. Sounds about right, and what more would anybody want!? More random characters, I guess, which there is! And maybe a plot that doesn't revolve around me. Blah. Well, at least things always turn out fine for everyone...

That hanging ellipses means nothing, ignore it. A mere typo.

To sum up, just know that things get pretty crazy. Not random crazy, that's just dumb. It's the the type of crazy where there's a story and a plot and emotional, serious bits and everything that makes a story. What's crazy about that? Me! But I'm not the crazy one, just my predicaments. Thought I should make that clear. Claritin clear.

Oh, and though this is crossing over with multiple Universes, knowledge of those Universes is not required. The author has given pictures! Isn’t that grand!? Every four year old's dream!

And finally look at this review!

Neat.

You can't get any better than that!

Alright, now for some credit to be handed out. Let’s start with that fancy picture on top. That’s by the author. But just look at it! Why is Fluttershy the only one with a shadow!? Why am I just a silhouette!? It doesn't make sense! Where's my agent!? Oh, right, I don't have one. Well, give him props for it.

Edited by this guy named Legion222, because Legion221 was taken. Well, not really. This guy just probably liked the number two... which was brought to you by Sesame Street some odd years ago.
Proofread by JoshuaGrahamPony and Rokkurin, two doofuses with too much time on their hands. Like, an absurd amount of time. It's crazy, like my predicaments, not me, memorize that!

And now for each and every vector in that image above… hold on to your butts:
Twilight Sparkle by Jeatz-Axl
Rarity by Givralix
Applejack by Bronyvectors
Fluttershy by Rubez2525
Rainbow Dash by DashiesPet
Pinkie Pie by MoongazePonies
Princess Luna by Chezne
Princess Celestia by tamalesyatole
And I, Observer, was found randomly on the internet, and photo shopped in mere minutes. Quality stuff right here, folks. Stick around.

And for those of you that are still reading, My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro, in case some nut thought I was the corporate CEO of the company. If I was, I'd make many a person happy with my epic stories of heroism. Oh yeah, and more ponies. Can't forget about them.

This story is a sequel to The Plot Trap

Diamond Tiara is alone one afternoon and decides to bother the Cutie Mark Crusaders while they are in their Clubhouse. What she didn't plan on was how small the door was.

Entry for the Chubby Diamond Tiara Fan Fic Contest

Like the title says. Though to be honest, you probably shouldn't read this. It's not very good story, I'm certain there's something else you'd much rather be reading.
Still here? Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you.
So, a new species has been discovered in Equestria, unfortunetly they just want to butcher everypony in sight. Can the ponies survive this encounter? I dunno.

Note:
This is just me having fun. Don't take anything in this seriously.

The following journal is the unofficial report detailing the military operation MCS3E0102, opened to the public at the discretion of Her Royal Council of Protection and Her Royal Council of Information. Sensitive information has been omitted in order to protect the Crystal Empire and her citizens.

Issued by Senior Librarian Agatha, approved by Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, on fourth day of February in the year of 1204.

Property of the Crystal Empire Library and Crystal Empire Archives. Return immediately if found.

A nice little short about the wasteland of Equestria- a town, a pub and several ponies with whiskey thrown in the mix. The basis of all good stories.

Spike grows too big for the town of Ponyville. He decides to leave, leaving a heartbroken Rarity with an unconfessed secret behind.

The evil that was once Nightmare Moon was split into fragments when she was defeated by the main six. Now, she is growing stronger everyday as she prepares to launch an invasion on the land of Equestria, an invasion of darkness. The Elements of Harmony, along with their little dragon companion, must travel all across Equestria and destroy these fragments if they are to save the land from becoming an abyss.