The Spirit Pony is responsible for the End of All That Ever Was. It has always been so. This particular End looks like being a straightforward one – until a certain pink pony intervenes to prevent it happening. Pinkie has a very, very good reason for stopping the Spirit, too...

Now has a reading by... er... me! And another one by hystericaldominolego!
22/11/19: New! Dramatic reading by Scribbler, featuring Quirky Craft and Illya Leonov!

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"a look into the power of Pinkie ... Highly Recommended" -- PresentPerfect
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After Pony Magazine declares Twilight Sparkle to be the most eligible bachelorette in all of Equestria, Twilight finds herself buried under a veritable mountain of bouquets and love letters from all corners of the country. Enlisting her friends to separate the chaff from the wheat, each of them try to find a letter from an admirer who might be worthy of Twilight.

But the others are skeptical of Rainbow Dash's choice - a hastily written poem that came with a messy bouquet that somepony hoof-picked and threw together at the last minute. There's no way something like that could have come from a pony worthy of Twilight's love, right?

There is now a Spanish translation of this story, courtesy of Spaniard Kiwi

The mere thought of Pinkie Pie having a day where nothing happens threw wide the Pancelestial Passages to Pinksanity and produced this tall tale of culinary adventures and true love instead! -- In other words, Pinkie Pie invites Fluttershy over for pasta and wheatballs. Grab a fork and join in, the sauce is about to get real!

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For Twilight, being the Princess of Friendship gets overwhelming sometimes – there are simply too many royal duties she must attend! She just can't seem to shake a feeling of exhaustion. Things used to be so much simpler.

A day off shouldn't hurt...

Celestia's morning consists of a few things. Waking up, coffee, personal grooming, and raising the sun. Not usually does this routine consist of Celestia finding one of the cutest fillies she's ever seen drinking the hot sauce in her fridge. This alone brings her several questions...

One of the big ones being why this filly's mane seems to catch on fire out of nowhere.

How can something so adorable also have such disturbing undertones? Celestia is going to find out when she sees just where Honeysuckle comes from.

While digging around in White Lightning’s fridge after a day of cloud-clearing, Raindrops finds a bottle marked only ‘sauce’.

The two of them attempt to divine the contents.

This story is one hundred thousand percent Themaskedferret‘s fault.

All mothers love their children, and all mothers feed their children. Princess Chrysalis and her mother are no different, except that to a changeling, "love" and "food" are the same thing.

Well... mostly.

This was the "Usurper Chrysalis" story in FOME's Imposing Sovereigns Contest.

The garlic knots: half a bit each.

The optional dipping sauce: an additional half-bit.

The local value of 'optional': possibly not what you might expect it to be.

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Pinkie Pie chugs down a whole bottle of BBQ Sauce for her first time ever. What will come of such a thing? How will Pinkie react?

Inspired partially by 'Pinkie Watches Paint Dry' by AbsoluteAnonymous, something a friend of mine once did, and my boredom.

Enjoy.

When Twilight Sparkle is bored is when she's the most dangerous. These are the times when she comes up with crazy ideas and this is no exception. She has taken it upon herself to discover what makes a refined pony from Canterlot tick. In order to get this information, she decided that the best way of doing it is with hot sauce.