I've never read this much before I started reading pony fics.
Pinkie Pie chugs down a whole bottle of BBQ Sauce for her first time ever. What will come of such a thing? How will Pinkie react?
Inspired partially by 'Pinkie Watches Paint Dry' by AbsoluteAnonymous, something a friend of mine once did, and my boredom.
Enjoy.
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Also, first. Whee.
Well, that was different
Almost makes me wanna go chug some bbq sauce...almost
Tell me Pinkie Pie...do you ingest babies with barbecue sauce?
That was ... different.
Good description and everything. Sounds like somebody likes bbq sauce.
This is funny.
God why do I enjoy these bizarre stories? I mean, peering into the mind of the Pink One is like attempting to peel an onion to get to the center; you just get layer after layer after layer until all you're left with is a bunch of random pieces with no way to reconstruct the whole into anything coherent.
tl;dr Pinkie crazy.
Wow....That was amazing. Very strange, but humorous. Just one thing though...Am I the only one wondering why in they would have barbecue sauce, seeing as the afore mentioned substance is typically used to season meat products?
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Glad ya'll liked it.
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Even I don't know how Pinkie obtained it!
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While it arose so many questions in my head, it was overall very well written and I couldn't leave with giving a thumbs up. Job well done, good sir.
557754 Thank you.
What is this i dont even
wat
This. Is. Beautiful.
I can actually imagine Pinkie reacting like this to a bottle of Barbecue Sauce, or to anything new really. She seems like someone who would be very focused on taste and how tastes might combine to make even better tastes! Plus, it was funny to see her thinking of the plastic bottle cap as her enemy.
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Glad you like it! i figured it would be in character for Pinkie to think like that. She is a bit weird in the head after all.
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It's not just that, actually, it's more the fact of her being a baker and seeing a potentially new ingredient and being wary of it and then appreciating all the different combinations of flavors and all the nuances of the barbecue sauce. I just love the way you wrote.
She's is amazing, that's what she is.
Plus, it's funny.
558257 Yeah, it kind of is. I came up with this premise as a joke out of boredom when talking with Professor Piggy. Partially inspired by something a friend of mine once did. And Pinkie Watches Paint Dry.
But then, as you can see, I actually wrote it.
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Writing jokes are where some of the greatest fan fictions come from! It's where AA came up with Pinkie Watches Paint Dry, and that was featured for a week. Plus, funny. 'Nuff said.
558391 My only concern is that a lot of attention this could have gotten was probably snatched up by Pinkie Pie learns a new word. Although, that one was funny too.
It is another Pinkie one shot from that seems to be a lot more popular than mine.
And that's how Pinkie got shipped with a bottle of BBQ sauce.
Funny thing is I read this at school
I was so frustrated I know I needed some pony to calm me down. I thank you greatly for the story. 
560800 Glad you enjoyed it!
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Don't even worry abbot that! They probably had more followers or something, plus ponies swearing seems to be rather popular on its own.
562197 Hmmm. I see.
Anyways, I'm trying to write the next chapter of Origins, but I just can't. I can't think of how to write it, like some sort of writer's block.
There is no telling when I will finish it.
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Do you want any help? I don't mind if you bounce ideas off me or whatnot!
And now I feel kinda weird for saying 'whatnot'... It sounds like an old person word. Is it? I feel like it is.
562213 Help would be appreciated.
And don't worry, I feel as if my speech patterns, should I not watch myself, would end up using uncommon vocabulary for this day's youth.
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I'll do my best though 
All righty, just send me a PM! I have to go soon though and I'm not sure I'll be able to get back on until much later
Me too! I always feel like I have to look out for what I say or everybody will be like "What?"
562235 Lol. I could probably confuse a random, average teenager.
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Most likely
This fic has more erotic content than 95% of all clopfics.
562369 I try my best.
My favorite line was, "“Mmmm!” moaned Pinkie, closing her eyes with a smile as she savoured the pleasant aroma that washed over her senses."
Oh god, that was hot.
597149 It was fun to write this.
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It was funny! Good job!
I don't mean to bother you, but would you perhaps care to view my latest story? I'd like it to gain some publicity...
597178 Sure thing!
I'll be able to in a little while. I am leaving to drop off a resume very shortly and grab lunch, but I will read your story.
awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WHERE CAN I GET THIS AWESOME BARBEQUE SAUCE THINGY!?
IS SOMEONE USING BAD GRAMMAR?
pinkie be quiet.
SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM ALL THESE CRAZY PONIES!
622664 Um, thanks?
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YOU'RE WELCOME!
Pinkie, you don't have to shout everything.
*throw up*
But I like it! *bleurgh*
Urgh.
Nope.You don-
Pinkie, haven't I told you not to drink 8 bottles of BBQ sauce at once?
624878 Haha. Thanks.
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YAY!
Nope.It wasn't a good idea to let Pinkie acquire control of my comments. It wasn't.
*Twilight Sparkle has left to get a rest.*
Hey everypony! I'm-
Huh. They're gone.
This. Was. Awesome!
668180 Glad you liked it.
The sauce is judging you. Are you going to take that lying down?
I can't tell if you're making this a bit sexual or if I've just been on the internet for too long.
Thanks for clearing that up.