I'm a human, and I just woke up in this really freakin' weird place. Why the hell does everyone hate me so much?!

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Narration by Lector Readings

Five hundred years ago Celestia defeated a strong foe. She had him imprisoned on an island to the west of Equestria where he would be no danger to anypony. Now he has escaped, and is headed straight for Canterlot.

I found a a ruined castle at a young age, and a magic portal within. Follow me as i go on an adventure throughout equestria. Adventures ensue, memories threaten to leave me empty, but, life must go on.... Right?

I've been told I spend too much time on the computer, be it reading fanfics or watching Youtube. I can understand that. Though I had been watching a lot of reviews for My Little Pony lately. Naturally, after seeing many others' good view of the show, I decided to try and watch it for myself.

Dumbest idea ever.

Somehow, before the first episode can load up, I find myself waking up in a dark forest that really has no place in a supposed kids' show with the first villain of the series standing over me. Oh yeah, I know I'm screwed here. And you know what the real kicker is?

I'm pretty much living every brony and pegasister's dream and I don't even like the show as much as they do!

This story was the result of a lost bet where the loser had to write a self insert for the MLP-verse, and it wasn't allowed to suck. Updates may be rare on the story itself, but they will happen as this story is being written alongside another story on Fanfiction.net. There will be cliche's and original ideas galore, so brace yourselves for what will most likely be a bittersweet story.

THIS STORY IS ON HOLD UNTIL I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW I WANT IT TO CONTINUE!

An awful driving accident, results in a transition to a strange and unknown cave. What happened and how did I get here?!

What lurks further in the cave may hold answers, or just more questions that need to be answered, such as: "How did I get here?", "Where am I?", "What the hell are you?" and most importantly "How do I get home?"

This journey to try and get home and out of this cave may lead to even more problems and obstacles that must be faced.

HIE

This story is a sequel to [Misplaced]

Jeremy has survived the nightmarish hell that was Tartarus, the prison of all deemed too evil to roam the surface world. He has broken the Harmony Barrier, freeing his four new friends from the prison, and they have escaped to live their lives on the surface. Happily ever after, right?

...Not really.

The game isn't over yet.

(Ask the characters questions here! Password is 'crystal'.)

A human falls into a strange, underground land full of monsters, mayhem, and intrigue. Along the way, they find themselves faced with a choice: Befriend their foes, or eliminate all.

Dying is not an option.

[A parody of Undertale by Toby Fox, set in the MLP universe.]

Featured 11/9/2017!

Princess Celestia was caught red handed by her sister, using tax money to purchase more sweet treats for her growing size. Luna decided it was time to take action and banished Celestia from Canterlot for a month. Pretty embarrassing to be banished by your younger sibling.

Celestia didn't want to let her little ponies see her like this. So she seeks out a place to take refuge from the mobs of newsponies and embarrassment.

Anon was teleported to Equestria accidentally by Discord. He absolutely despised ponies and didn't give two shits about any of them.

What happens when an alicorn that controls the sun shows up at his door?

Randomness and weirdness ensues.

Sex tag is for lots of suggestive things. No banging though.

Cover Image is By Ric-M

A man stumbled into Equestria through means unknown. A year later Twilight Sparkle saw the worst his species had to offer and, in a paranoid fit, tried to have him killed.

Cast out by pony society, this man must find his place with the other Equestrian outcasts in order to survive. Fortunately, there are more of them than anypony else thought. And they aren't happy.

He may not like it, but he has little choice but to step into...

The Kingdom of Darkness.

Inspired by SaiyanUltima's "Seasons of Darkness".

Yuri, that sonofabitch really did it this time. First he betrays Russia and fucks them over and then he goes after the world with a wide range of brain control techniques. I used to be an Allied pilot for Korea. I could drive any jet and hit any target. Well, provided there isn't a UFO or anti-air turret in the area. And no mind- control stuff... No enemy planes... No Chromoshifts... Hey, don't judge me! Look, this is how I was trapped in this world full of fluffy, friendly, and colored horses and I obviously was very wanted...
WARNING : CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE