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I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

Stuff that's good and you should read.

  • A Rainy Day's Date Teen Cadance and Anonymous have been dating for almost a month now and they finally have a day to themselves. When the weather doesn't agree with their plans, they decide to do the best thing to do on a rainy day. Cuddle and take a Nap. by Flutterpriest 3,036 words · 5,843 views · 277 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Moonie shorts [Filly Nightmare Moon] A series of short stories about a filly Nightmare Moon, nicknamed Moonie, and her father figure/guardian Anonymous the human. by Eighth 73,414 words · 7,660 views · 925 likes · 33 dislikes
  • Hunger Pains There's more to the Changeling invasion than the ponies know. With this knowledge, you, Anonymous, will bring them to an age of prosperity. by Bolding 2,444 words · 5,061 views · 610 likes · 62 dislikes

Awesome People Who You should Worship

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You're all the reason I'm drunk.

Hi there, I'm anonpencil.

Well, let's start out on the right foot, shall we?

Let me just ask you: Why. The hell. Are you here.

Really. What are you even doing on my page? You read the warnings, you've seen my stories, you know that no good or personal growth can come from here. I can only conclude that there is something severely wrong with you for reading my work and checking out my page.  Seek help. I mean...I wrote all this, so there's something wrong with me too. I guess we're both terrible people.

I'm also drunk.

If I'm ever not drunk, you should be surprised and maybe distressed.

You should join me though. Drinks are best when shared. Especially if you're going to read my work.

And thanks for reading and stuff I guess.

You can read all my shit in full and unedited here:

Anonpencil's Pastebin

I am moderately sorry.



We'll be starting shortly, and we have a very special guest who is not at all intimidating, Wanderer D. Yeah. That's right. Don't ask me how, but we got him, it's happening. So come drink with us on a damn Thursday, be fun, swear a lot, and ask questions as we try desperately not to say anything that will get us banned.

God... I... man I hope I don't get anybody banned.


My Favorites

Serious Stories

  • When The Bough Breaks When tragedy strikes, everyone has a different way of reacting and dealing with their grief. But Cadance is all too aware that, as a princess, her duties must come before her own personal feelings of sadness. by anonpencil 9,622 words · 1,026 views · 67 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Run You've been noticing a lingering shadow following you, and it's driving you to the brink of madness. It's almost like this strange being wants to remind you of something that you've worked hard to forget... by anonpencil 4,090 words · 2,196 views · 121 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Always Here After a long hard day of work, nothing feels quite as good as coming home, especially when you have a friend there waiting. But should staying at home really feel so... addictive? by anonpencil 2,719 words · 1,832 views · 181 likes · 10 dislikes

Newest things I am moderately sorry to have created

  • T Always Here

    After a long hard day of work, nothing feels quite as good as coming home, especially when you have a friend there waiting. But should staying at home really feel so... addictive?  · anonpencil
    2,719 words · 1,832 views  ·  181  ·  10
  • T Mama Bird

    You've been a foalsitter before, but never for a pegasus! It shouldn't be all that different, right? And besides, even if you have troubles, you've got a friend who's sure to help out.  · anonpencil
    4,557 words · 799 views  ·  63  ·  8
  • E Open-Heart Operation

    Nurse Redheart really deserves a nice romantic date for such a special occasion. Too bad things aren't quite as perfect as planned.  · anonpencil
    7,289 words · 2,978 views  ·  270  ·  13
  • T A Hole Lot of Tummy Trouble

    From an unhealthy and stressful lifestyle, you've developed a bit of a stomach problem. Good thing Applejack and Zecora are here to help you. And by help, you mean torture.  · anonpencil
    4,022 words · 1,099 views  ·  62  ·  15
  • E I Thought She Knew

    The newly cutie-marked Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle depart for greener pastures, seeking out their fortunes and futures, leaving Scootaloo behind. But what happens to ponies that don't get their cutie marks?  · anonpencil
    5,416 words · 1,164 views  ·  42  ·  5
  • T Nightmares in Babysitting

    Why in the world did you volunteer to fillysit Moonie?! You're not good around kids, and trying to take care of a tiny queen of the night is...well...a nightmare. But surely you can manage. It's just one little filly after all, right?  · anonpencil
    3,772 words · 1,535 views  ·  98  ·  4

I helped write or edit this shit.

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#213 · 6d, 3h ago · 3 · ·

"I am the world's most okayest AiE Writer" - anonpencil 2017

#212 · 1w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Welcome to my web bookmarks

#211 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·


I'm sorry you had to go through her to get my attention. :ajsleepy:

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