Queen Chrysalis likes it when I boop her on the nose. It helps her relax. However, one day, Princess Twilight Sparkle bursts in, thinking that Queen Chrysalis has put a spell on me.

Surely, when I explain to her that I boop her, she'll understand. Right?

Right?

Inspired by a delightful flash game that can be found here.

Featured on August 28th, 2016. This is as unexpected as it is amazing.

Twilight Sparkle has a special guardian while under the tutelage of Princess Celestia. A creature that turns intensely violent at the slightest threat against his charge. A creature that will maim and kill without concern if it has to, that will do anything to keep those it loves safe.
These are not these stories.
These are the stories from the inside. The stories that make a makeshift family work. The small moments. The little secrets. The normal life.

Short stories about Twilight's and Spike's life before the events of the Lunar Guardsman. Maybe a little funny, maybe a little sad, maybe a little sappy, certainly not on any chronological order. Chapters posted whenever I am taken by the mood to write one.

This is a collection of prequel stories to The Lunar Guardsman, an M rated story currently in progress by yours truly.

Many of the chapters are worthy of the Comedy tag, some of the Sad tag, and a couple of the Dark tag.

Luna always thought that her sister relied a bit too heavily on the Elements, and when Discord stole them, she was ready. Using an ancient spell, she sent out a summons to the greatest warriors she could find.

Back on earth, the Kids Next Door of sector V were battling the Delightful Children from Down the Lane, again. However, this time the DCFDTL bring out a weapon that apparently destroys them and their entire treehouse. Fortunately, their disappearance was actually caused by Luna's spell. Unfortunately, whoever wrote that particular spell, didn't think to create a way to send them back.

Join Sector V as they battle against Kid tyranny, try to find a way home, and train the newest members of the KND, Sector E. Yes, they are who you think they are.

This popped into my head and wouldn't leave, so I guess you guys get a (hopefully) awesome story.

Cover image done by Jongoji245

After the Battle of Los Angeles in our world a portal appears and six marines as well as some of their comrades appear in a whole new world where their same enemy is invading it.

Rated Teen for Cursing and some gore.

Need editor.

Special thanks to ConfusedTexanDreamer for giving me some ideas on how to make the story better.

Edit: Some chapters will be posted daily, others will be posted when I finish editing them. Vielen Dank.

After the events of Season 8, House lost his reason to smile anymore

Until life as a Doctor sucked him back in, differently than he'd expect.

Either I have died and gone past purgatory and straight to my own personal hell.

Or I stumbled upon another group of idiots who somehow need my help, despite the fact I'm not even the same race as them. Like they would understand what they were doing if they somehow decided to treat the measles with a spell, it would make the bacteria stronger thus you just created more life of super mutants.

Good work, now lets play doctor.

While attempting to capture a rogue leader with ties to Russian Ultranationalist rebels, Lieutenant Alberto Vasquez and Sergeant Paul Jackson are ordered to evacuate the city of Basrah before their quarry's forces detonate a stolen nuke. But the warning comes too late and the device explodes, sending their Sea Knight transport spinning out of control and the pair of Marines plummeting to their deaths.

Certain they are dead, the pair come to in a strange new place, a lush land filled with wonderous and sometimes deadly creatures. A place where magic exists, where dragons are real, and the natives are four-legged... and place a surprisingly high premium on friendship. Making their way through this unfamiliar world full of wonder and danger, they soon find they aren't the only things that crossed over. So too did some friends. But so too did the rebels, and the pair soon find that their war has followed them to Equestria and the Call of Duty never ends...

(Ofcourse you know... I dont own Call of Duty)

P.s Please post the sentence where i made a mistake and ill take care of those... please help me make this one a better story than my other ones... please! i beg everypony out there :D :D

Any names mentioned in the story Dead or living are purely coincidencial and clearly made in fiction(Initial Editing and re-writing by Firesight) <<< Thanks! :D

At the height of war against Atlas Corporation, Gideon and Jack Mitchell are sent with a team of Sentinel operatives on a covert ops; shortly after their R&R.

However, things went sideways, and they were thrust headlong into a peaceful world filled with multicolored talking ponies. In the aftermath of the events, the Sentinels realize that they have no way to return home.

But when a new war threatens their new home and friends, the Sentinels are called forth once again to do what they do best...

A CoD: Advanced Warfare and MLP: FIM crossover.
Call of Duty belongs to Activision and MLP: FIM belongs to Hasbro (or else I'd be bathing in money now). And any videos or pictures belong to their rightful owners or companies or etc.

I own nothing, aside from the story itself.

And comments of why you like or dislike this fict are greatly appreciated.

Enjoy!

From after-war status report on SPARTAN-IIs

Name:Lieutenant Kelsey-090
Callsign: Echo Five.
Status: Assigned to Echo team as the team's sniper and second SPARTAN-II in January 2552. Listed as MIA after the Battle of New Alexandria with the rest of Echo team, presumed KIA in the glassing of Reach.

She goes by Ghost. The white unicorn mare is a legend. Nopony under her protection has failed to come back unharmed. A great shot with a set of impressive power armour, she is the last thing many raiders see.

But what they don't know is that Ghost is nothing but a bit of illusion and trickery. A front for my true form. My name is Kelsey-090. This is my story.

Little bit I wrote to get out some writers block. Just came to me when I was reading Fallout: Equestria. "Let's chuck in a SPARTAN to kick ass and take names! What the hell, why not!" So boom, have some human/SPARTAN in (Fallout) Equestria!

Also gore tag because fallout. Nuff' said

To be inserted into Equestria, it's a dream come true for anybrony!

Meet the ponies!

Have super awesome magical adventures!

Use foreknowledge to avoid all those silly pratfall moments without screwing things up and causing irreparable harm to the Mane 6...uh...hopefully!

And all for the low cost of possessing Princess Luna, denying her any real freedom or the ability to move on with her life since she's in your head and you're walking around as Nightmare Moon!

Yeah...there had to be a catch in there somewhere, didn't there?

"I don't know how it happened, but apparently I am in my favorite character's body!"
"I wouldn't mind being in my own pony turned body,"
"BUT REALLY!?"
"WHY DID I HAVE TO BE IN FLUTTERSHY'S BODY!?"
"no offense flutters..."
It's okay...

Note: Rated T for gender swap.