This story tells us from the unknown tale of what happened after True Capitalist Radio suddenly stopped airing.

Equestria suffers from a long-term problem. Ever since there were spells created so that parents can decide what gender their foal will be, the fair nation of Equestria has gotten far too few stallions. In a few centuries, ponies could go extinct or have their numbers depleted. But Celestia then hears about the Bronies, and decides that this is a perfect way to fix that problem while giving Bronies a perfect new life. But, of course, she must first run a test, and randomly picks an internet community where many Bronies are at, so she can see if it will work or not.

I think she should have researched what ''True Capitalist Radio'' actually meant.

So now Ghost, Engineer, Asho, Karasz Kun, Suspicious Tumbleweed, Equestrian Citizen and his daughter Becky, NavyHusky and their hostage Derpy will travel through Equestria in order to find a way to return home safely as humans, while meeting a lot of new and old friends along the way, and learning about the magic of the melting pot of friendship.

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This story is not meant to be very serious. Please be aware of that. Thank you.
ALSO: the story starts a few weeks before season 3 and takes place during the entire season 3.

As I sit on this branch, looking at the town through the mangled, black branches, I began thinking about why I came here. About everything I left behind on Earth.

I wish I'd never have come here...

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This story has been redone. Also, A brilliant lad called Vlad decided to write a sequel. I seriously recommend reading that and following him.

Also, there's a prequel in the works!

Loyalty; Generosity; Laughter; Honesty; Kindness; Magic;
These are the pillars upon which Equestrian society stands. Upon these principles, Harmony is maintained, and civilization flourishes.

But there are other magics in this world. Intelligent life requires three things:
Wisdom, to decide upon an action.
Courage, to go through with the action.
Power, to carry out the action.

An individual with Wisdom, Courage, and Power... can change the world.

Evil unlike any Equestria has ever seen has come to the Everfree, and through proximity, Ponyville. The Mane 6 must attempt to overcome the darkness they are faced with; it will not be easy.

But they will not face such evil alone.

The Hero has come.

A Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and MLP crossover.

Princess Celestia always knew that Twilight Sparkle was destined for great things, but she never revealed the source of that knowledge, not even to those closest to her. When the day of Twilight's true destiny finally arrives, can Celestia fulfill an ancient promise to save Equestia's past, present, and future, even it means saying goodbye to Twilight forever? How can Celestia refuse her mother's last wish?

Art by the inimitable Harwick

This story is a sequel to Buck My Life

About a year has passed since the human-turned-pony named Jason arrived in Equestria. The events of the past still haunt him and two certain alicorn sisters have noticed. They believe it is time to give the self-appointed protector of their kingdom a new start. He is less than agreeable however and feels as though their 'gift' is nothing but a royal pain in the neck. Join him on his journey through life as he tries to cope with the ponies around him, daily life, and this change that could very well give him exactly what he needs.

Often called a psychotic, meth dealing hillbilly with a habit of untamed violence and murder sprees, Trevor Philips is someone that no one wants to mess with. The body pile he leaves behind and then sets on fire just for the heck of it proves that. But after a particularly deadly drug deal gone wrong, Trevor finds himself in a place even his disturbed mind has difficulty comprehending.

The feeling is mutual for the ponies.

* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

Pinkie has a secret. So far, she's kept it from everyone, but Twilight can tell that something's wrong with her. So she offers what vague support she can… until Pinkie takes her into the basement to show her.

Fourth-place finisher in the "More Most Dangerous Game" contest, based on the Cupcakes prompt.

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Finally, after years of begging, Celestia gives Twilight permission to access the Forbidden Wing of the Royal Library, a wing so secret even the other princesses can't access it. Twilight rushes to Canterlot, excited for the research potential.

Then she finds those books…

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It's Christmas in Ponyville and it's one holiday Scootaloo could live without. What was so great about it anyway? It's not like she had family to share it with. But this Christmas, after wishing on a star, it seems she'll finally get what she's always wanted.
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