It occurred one peaceful night. Half of Equestria awoke to the sound like a double-shot thunderclap. A percussion heard in the skies and rattling windows from Apploosa, to Canterlot, to Ponyville. Nopony knew what it was or what it heralded for the world as it drew a line across the nation.

For Twilight Sparkle, this isolated incident might have faded from memory after a time, if not for the strange rumors of a creature sitting on the hill on the outskirts of town.

These are her thoughts given written form. These are Sparkle's Notes.

Report EVERYTHING to the Princess.

The sequel to Wayward Courier. Read that first, or you'll get lost.

Two months after his first visit to Equestria, Thomas has returned. And this time, he's not alone!
Now the ponies have to deal with not only him, but a depressed snarky ex-Scribe and a Brotherhood Ghoul with her own list of incredible achievements and emotional baggage.
However, things aren't well in Equestria, as they quickly find out...

All major details relating to Season 3 are non-canon to this fic.

My name is James Clark, and I am a Private Military Contractor. No, not Mercenary. Yes, there is a difference, but that's beside the point.

Ok, where was I? Ah yes, I was just entering my office in Downtown Houston one afternoon to hear a job offer. When I got there, I found a beautiful, robe-wearing woman waiting for me. Now, in this day and age, most people would find that strange. I didn't for two reasons.

1) In this line of work, you run into a few crazies. If I had a dollar for every nut-job I turned away, I could buy a small European country.

2) It was Halloween. Hell, I was on my way to a party dressed in a replica suit of Veteran Ranger Armor from Fallout: New Vegas, complete with gas mask and real riot gear I borrowed from a friend on the SWAT team. I was gonna win the costume contest for sure!

I'm getting off topic, aren't I? Anyways, this weirdo offered me a job without going into much detail. No location, no objective, not even a dollar amount The only thing I got out of her was the promise that I would be saving thousands, if not millions of lives.

Every instinct told me to turn the job down, and yet I still accepted it. Maybe the idea of playing hero again had its appeal.

God, I had no idea what I was getting myself into.

This story is a sequel to Equestria's Crazies

Part of the Equestria's Crazies Universe

It has been over two hundred years since Discord, the god of chaos, and Nightmare Moon - or Pleasant Dreams as she's now known as - bringer of eternal night, were released from their prisons. Surprisingly, everything went better than expected; they have become successful co-rulers of Equestria. But that's not the shocking part. Twelve years ago, they had a child; Lucid Dream, a Draconequus filly with the powers of a god at her disposal. She'll be driving everybody up the walls, though she'll have to be careful; her aunt Princess Celestia has eyes everywhere and her teacher knows all the tricks of the trade. But Dream has many friends, and whether or not her parents want her to, she's going to she's going to be stirring up quite a bit of chaos.

Because sometimes Equestria is just crazy.

(Post-Mass Effect 3)(FemShep)
When the Reapers were defeated, the galaxy believed that Shepard and Anderson were both lost in the final battle. However, the two long-time friends were also known for not letting death stand in their way.

Waking up, in the middle of a desert, on an uncharted planet they both embark on their strangest mission yet. Attempting to find their way back to the Human Alliance, a place called Canterlot may hold the answers they seek. But first, they had to get there while trying not to draw too much attention to themselves.

Too bad for Anderson since massive explosions and collateral damage followed Shepard wherever she went, without fail.

Crossover of My Little Pony and Mass Effect.
Cover image credit goes to: CSImadmax at http://csimadmax.deviantart.com/
Chapters 1 - 6 proofread by: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/GermanDash (Pre-March 2021 update)

This story is a sequel to What if: Rarity from The Three Sisters met with Chrysalis

Choosing whether or not to visit Chrysalis has been bugging Rarity for a week since receiving an invitation to do so. But there seems to be trouble brewing in the Hive and Rarity now has little time to act. Either way, her family's future rests in her hooves.

Now with a TV Tropes page! Warning: Will Contain spoilers.

Due to circumstances beyond his control, and unbeknownst to him, a human ends up in Equestria's not so distant past and falls in with none other than Daring Do. Check out the adventures of Daring when teaming up with a snarky human!

The many planes and universes of the cosmos is a wondrous thing, but also not fully understood by many. So when a cowardly Kobold bard somehow finds himself thrown from his material plane, he comes face-to-face with a certain trapped god of chaos. Making a deal with the promise of being returned home, he is then sent to equestria to finish it.

Unfortunately for him, he knows little of the ramifications when it comes to invading another world. As he travels though this new land, he will find that ponies and parties will be the least of his problems. He soon discovers himself hunted down by a being of order to stop the chaos he may cause before it gets out-of-hand. With only his wit, knack of running from danger, and trusty lute, will he succeed in triumph? Or fail miserably?

Either way, he's about to make a giant fool of himself.

In a time long ago, in a land clouded with war, chaos, darkness and corruption, a last stand against a powerful enemy becomes a fatalistic error, as the "Father" of the Vampire race is cast into "The Gate", a portal supposedly leading to a plane of existence inhabited by extra-dimensional demons.

The governing laws of fate in that universe, however, had other plans for the ancient.

Now he exists within a lush and vibrant new realm, but still carries the darkness of his curse with him. Will he, the Father of the Vampire race, be able to adjust and accommodate himself amongst the peaceful populous of ponies, or will he perchance become a perilous predator to prey on the equine kind?

(To those who don't know, this is a Crossover with Legacy of Kain. Specifically, the end of the fourth game released in the series. *dodges thrown objects* I know that particular installment isn't the greatest, but with capable hands, i can make a decent story out of it with MLP: FiM. Have faith in me... or not. Regardless, i hope you enjoy.)

(Note: Yes, i know, it's not exactly very funny right now, but I PROMISE I will ramp up the comedy in future chapters)

(Note 2: I don't mind if you give me a thumbs down. It's disheartening, yes, but I ultimately don't mind. HOWEVER, I would prefer that you express WHY you gave me and my story a thumbs down. I can't grow as a writer if I don't know what I did wrong. So please, if you thumb it down, explain why you did. It will help me greatly. Thank you.)

A botched viewing spell has sent Twilight Sparkle to Earth and into the care of Kyle West. Having been turned into a human, the local species, Twilight Sparkle relies on her host to help her as she finds a way back to Equestria. And, in the meantime, she decides to learn about humans and the world they live in; the good, the bad, the beautiful and the ugly.

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