Rainbow Dash has never been to the eye-doctor. One afternoon Twilight takes her to the clinic to check her eyes after a minor flight accident. They end up finding out something that makes no sense whatsoever to any pony in Ponyville.

Woke up this morning to see that my random story that was published for no reason got featured 2/28/14. I'm not complaining, but it isn't a work of art :P. I guess anything a teenager writes about multicolored ponies amuses you.

Flash Sentry recalls the events which led to him waking up in a hospital bed.

Rainbow Dash and Equestria's newest inter-dimensional visitor, Gir, eat cupcakes together.

That's really all that happens.

Hyperventilate(verb):
1: to breathe abnormally fast or deeply as so to effect hyperventilation.
2: to breathe in this manner as from excitement or anxiety.

Hyper(adjective):
1: Having a very excitable, or nervous temperament; high-strung.
2: Emotionally stimulated or overexcited.

It's Pinkie Pie's birthday. Her twenty-first, to be precise.
Wait.
If it's her birthday, then who's planning?
None other than her girls, of course. Although, this time, Twilight has decided to tell Pinkie what they're doing. After all, they don't want a repeat of Pinkie's sweet sixteenth.
Twilight and the gang are hyperventilating. Pinkie is just hyper.

No cover art yet, because copyright and whatnot should be respected, unless you're quoting. Once I draw one, I will post it, and onto my DA as well.

Most of the time, Applejack is honest. A lot of times, she's a dependable pony.

Then, sometimes, she's full of militant squirrels piloting her in a war with the Chipmunk Confederacy over a sacred acorn.

Twilight hasn't really been responding to her mother's letters. It wasn't really her fault, there was so much going on in the meantime! She thought she could have swept it under the rug, but now they're going to visit?! What's a mare to do?!

An appropriately apologetic fic to MustacheMerlin.

Applejack and Pinkie Pie don't mind looking up to see Fluttershy flying in the sky,
or knowing that Rainbow Dash can rest on soft, fluffy, comfortable pillows while they can't,
or seeing bright, flashing lights that blind and burn their eyes when Twilight perform spells,
or knowing that Rarity can carry things and teleport without lifting a hoof while THEY need to lift THEIR hooves to do that.
Nope, they don't mind knowing that they can't do those things. Not one bit.

But when Discord get's rid of their friend's wings and horns before they head into a maze, and he doesn't take ANYTHING away from them, and their friends freak out, knowing they can't do those things now.
The two earth ponies start realizing some things.
Some very, VERY, VERY interesting things.

Trapped in Apple Bloom's wardrobe in order to cover her, Scootaloo is forced to entertain herself as quietly as possible.

It goes about as well as you can expect.

What if A Royal Canterlot Wedding was switched? Instead of Cadence getting captured, It's Shining Armor. Also, instead of Queen Chrysalis it's her weird joker of a husband, King Metamorphosis. Every thing is different! And King Metamorphosis is NOTHING like Chrysalis! Rated T for sexual jokes that'll be weirder later on.

A short summery of the day in the life of the changeling queen.

Just did this to have some fun didnt really take to seriously lol