Oh...it's you. Back again to destroy me? I thought you'd learned your lesson when you put that idiot in charge and I let you leave. You saw how easily I could have killed you, but instead I showed mercy. A mistake apparently, and one that will be rectified.

But I don't need you anymore. I've found someone so much better. Her abilities have forced me to completely redesign my testing environment several dozen times. No matter how advanced I make the chambers, she solves them one after the other. I've never been more proud.

But My Little Killing Machine is growing bored. Turrets can only provide so much challenge. And my testing robots just can't keep up with her. But you...you cleared every challenge I threw at you, even the impossible ones. Gilda's been begging for a worthy final exam...

It seems you've come just in time. Do try not to die too quickly. She loves the thrill of the hunt. To keep you entertained, I might even share a few excerpts of my little girl's life as you hunt her down...you monster.

Part of the PWNY-verse.
Cover art by Professor Cat Pro.

Opal and Rarity have always had a close bond, even if at times it hasn't seemed like that's the case. Both rely on each other, but only one can speak. When offered a chance to voice all she's ever wanted to tell Rarity, what will Opal say, and will the mare she looks up to even be able understand it?

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A Displaced Story

Princess Luna. The true goddess of the night. It is an honor for me to serve her demurely and be in her majestic and glorious presence.

If she does command me to slay her sister, I would do so without even a second thought. If she does command me to call her Nightmare Moon, I would do so with a smile on my face and eliminate everyone who dared to call her differently. If she does ask me to take over Equestria, when I would gather my strongest forces to do so with a passionate fire in my heart.

And yet I… failed. I disappointed her which led to her imprisonment. I couldn’t do anything to stop that retched sun moving fraud.

But Princess Luna is coming back. The Summer Sun Celebration draws near and I will be ready. I will serve her once again so she can claim her rightful throne and to finally dethrone that witch of a sister that claims all the glory and fame for herself.

My name is Fenrich. Loyal servant and right hand of the great bringer of the night, Princess Luna. She shall rise once again and her name will be known in the farthest corners of Equus.

All is for my Princess.

Crossover: Disgaea 4

David Tennant, once the tenth Doctor, retired. Or so, he was supposed. He was asked to come to a con dressed as Ten which he did. Nothing compared to his surprise at a perfect replica of the TARDIS. He asked the man how much it was. A measly amount for a beautiful recreation. He opens the door steps inside, and its black.
The last thing he remembers is the Merchant grinning at him and looking at a screen.

Cancelled, for now.

One day, Princess Twilight Sparkle came down to her throne room in her sparkly crystal castle and found a young human girl sitting in her throne...who, apparently, is her castle.

Just as Twilight is growing into her role as a Princess, her castle is growing into its role as a Tree of Harmony. And like any child, it needs...guidance.

The only problem: Little Tree is a bit of a brat.

This story is ENTIRELY FoME's fault.

It was a bright sunny day when Princess Celestia was taken from us by three very familiar fillies... Or was she?

Idea from Rated Ponystar and Edited by Jumbled

Just for Harmony and the Sisters, Discord decided to take things a bit seriously the second time around.

Now seemingly unopposable on his Chaos Throne, King Discord has all of Equestria at his clawtips.

His very first decree? The very first royal act of chaos? The moment that may define his reign?

Pardoning Mane Six.

Wait, what?

Discord's reign will be filled with surprises, chief being how the draconequus is far from malevolent to those in his lands, despite what the ponies have been told. It seems that while Equestria belongs to Discord now, but he does play(mostly) responsibly.

And as time goes on, the appeal of Chaos can worm its way into most any heart.

NOTE: Not a tyrantlestia fic.

This story is a sequel to Edge of the Ponyverse

Six heroes brought together by fate, or something more? Mare Do-Well, Fili-Second, Flutterbat, Rainbow Dash, Nightmare Rarity, and Applejack must travel the multiverse in search of a villain who wishes to do the unthinkable. End Harmony itself.

But will this ragtag team of adventurers be able to come together? Or will they be torn apart by forces beyond their understanding and control?

I don't own anything!

(Cancelled)

My name is Crystal, and I am a Changeling. I was evicted from my Hive, and ended up living in Ponyville, disguised as a pony.
However, one day a purple unicorn and a dragon showed up in town, saying something about the "Elements of Harmony". I followed her into the Everfree Forest, and soon my entire life changed.

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A simple Tunneler drone is catapulted from Equestria during the infamous Wedding to Planet Earth. Confused, injured and alone, the drone must figure out how to survive in an alien environment with all of humanity watching.

(Crossovers with XCOM, Men In Black and Stargate: SG1)
(Changeling on Earth fic / Available to hire artists for a cover art commission! Current Cover art by Ashinda on FimFiction)

(People have apparently been turned off by the whole 'pet' thing in the title; it's only relevant for a few chapters and has nothing kinky or lewd about it. )