DJ-P0N3.Exe is no longer responding. Thankfully, Octavia Melody has an extended warranty.

THRILL to another adventure of the Dover Boys- stalwart Tom, upstanding Dick, and optimistic Larry, as they seek to protect their fiancee Dora Standpipe from the unwelcome attentions of the black-hearted Dan Backslide!

The Mane Six are... not thrilled.

An entry for the Who Crossed Over My Little Pony? contest.

Skateboarding is all about rhythm and balance. Thunder has both--until a schoolyard bully upends his life and steals the one sacred spot he can claim as his: the local skate park.

If he wants to get rid of her, he'll have to help her find balance of her own. Falling off a board hurts, but helping someone you hate hurts even more.

A story about tenderpunks, sk8rtrash, and building fragile things that last.

Winner of the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Group's G5 shipping contest!

A mistake with an ancient book of dark magic results in Twilight being 'living-impaired'. What follows is a series of (mis)adventures involving tax evasion and constant decapitation.

The chapters are short. I know. I like small bite-sized scenes, and it burns me out less.

Though this story is a comedy, please take note of the Gore and Dark tags. If that kind of stuff and dark comedy is unpleasant for you, I'd recommend reading something else.

Art is AI generated using Stable Diffusion 1.4

After one of the biggest fights of Popeye the Sailor Man's life, he ends up in a world of colorful ponies. How will he deal with this rather peaceful world? And will his spinach be enough to help him?

An entry in the Who Crossed Over My Little Pony? contest.

Since before the founding of Equestria, when darkness threatens the harmonious balance of the world, souls of heroes are called upon to save it. The greater the power, the more potentially disastrous the coming doom. So when a new, mysterious pony ascends to alicorn-hood, Twilight Sparkle immediately calls upon her former mentor for aid, bringing the power of the royal sisters to help determine the cause of her sudden appearance.

Will Equestria be ready for the potential threat that can come with such a powerful force being unleashed? It will take courage, patience, and weathering the ire of one rather angry mother to survive.

Edited by: TheAncientPolitzanian
Pre-read by: Perfectly Insane and Stormfox
Cover Art: Extra Life's Logo edited by Myself
Inspired by: Jan Animation's series, Button's Adventures, and his Deleted Scene: Hearts and Hooves Day
Featured from 12/29/2021 to 01/02/2022. Thank you!

A cultist, a psycho, and a centaur all celebrate Hearth's Warming in Hell. There'll be singing, screaming, and some questionable horse words to celebrate the most horrible time of the year.

Written for TheDriderPony for Jinglemas 2021.

In her short time on the Wonderbolts roster, Rainbow Dash has become the star atraction of the locker room with her wild stories. It was amusing at first, but Spitfire's gotten sick of it. Clearly, the best way to stop these tall tales is to see just how mundane Dash's home life really is. Hearth's Warming will provide the perfect excuse.

And that's where the problem really started, Chief Rights...

Written for The Iguana Man for Jinglemas 2021. Miranda Rights borrowed with permission from Estee, who wants it on record that they had nothing to do with the title. Rated Teen for significant alcohol use.

No one in Ponyville is certain why the strange bug-pony is at the market, nor why he is talking to the silversmith. Or well, the bug-pony isn't doing the talking. Which is the strangest part of all.

(I had no better cover art really.)

(Featured on 2021-11-27. Thank you all.)

(The story was 1st on featured and passed 150 likes on 2021-11-28.)

(The story is still in the featured feed on 2021-11-29, I am super grateful for all your support.)

"Get in the sleigh, Derpy. We're saving Hearth's Warming!"

A poem, in blatant theft loving memory of Clement Clarke Moore.

A gift for Dreams of Ponies, for the Reviewer Mansion's Secret Santa Event.

Cover-art by the wonderful Swordtune

Now with a Reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

And another fine reading by Rainbow Infinity!