A cultist, a psycho, and a centaur all celebrate Hearth's Warming in Hell. There'll be singing, screaming, and some questionable horse words to celebrate the most horrible time of the year.
Written for TheDriderPony for Jinglemas 2021.
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A cultist, a psycho, and a centaur all celebrate Hearth's Warming in Hell. There'll be singing, screaming, and some questionable horse words to celebrate the most horrible time of the year.
Written for TheDriderPony for Jinglemas 2021.
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What a lovely bit of silliness! That got a few good laughs out of me.
Thanks for writing it, and happy holidays!
Starlight, you evil, evil mare. You wonderful evil mare. Thank you, dear author, for this villain-spiced holiday treat.
Happy Hearthâs Warming, Hotel_Chicken!
Anypony would choose to be reformed if they were allowed to choose between that and listening to a record player that never ends.
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....you do know this is what they did in Abu Ghraib and still do at Guantanamo Bay, right?
"It was around the three hour mark that Cozy began wishing Equestria had brough back the death penalty, just once, to grant her mercy. "
Twilight doesn't talk anything about music torture,right?
now this is a punishment worse than stoned
Mm. Iâve worked Christmas retail and catering before so Iâve developed a mental blank spot to Christmas songs. Once I hear it I just tune it out and forget the words and what being played.
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I mean, Starlight only considers the feelings of others, if it's to her advantage.
Plus she did more or less the same thing to her villagers.
The characterization fits rather well, unfortunately.
La Real Academia de la Lengua Española desearĂa tener unas palabras contigo, Starlight Glimmer.
(RAE would want a few words with you, Starlight Glimmer).
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I see that someone caught it.
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ya, we're never gonna sort out GW Shrub's mess even though nominally even the flimsiest excuse for holding people in gitmo which was the wars in iraq and afghanistan are now definitively over
...that name is Both hilarious and depressing at the same time.
Howdy, hi!
This was silly fun. Such a goofy setup and payoff. Loved it. Also, really feel for Cozy, listening to Christmas music on repeat forever would be truly torture. The only thing missing was a certain Mariah Carey single. Great fun.
Thanks for the read~~
Technically equality is something Starlight. Just saying. You totally ran a cult.
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Lol same just tune it out. Same five song sung by 20 different artists itâs utter hell