To the casual observer, my earthly life would've seemed overly dull. Monotonous, even. I'll admit, they'd be right. Almost every day was the same routine; go to work, go home, stay up too late, fall asleep. Anything interesting was entirely fictional, existing only in the books and games and songs I'd entertain myself with.

Rated teen for language, violence, and sexual themes.
Yes, this is HiE. Yes, this is anthro. No, this is not a clopfic.
The main character is just a young man with a passion for Shakespeare and The Dresden Files.
Character tags to be added as they appear.
Appendix and side stuff.

Thanks to a teleportation spell gone awry and the hardness of hooves, a human ends up in Equestria, where he must attempt to find a way home, but for now must live among the ponyfolk. But as with any old land, there are still ancient evils that have either been hidden or locked away for years and years that are bound to at some point surface again. Allen Dresden, the only human seen in Equestria for at least a thousand years will be forced to combat an old and cunning evil that only wants to bend the will of others to it's desires.

Will Allen Dresden be able to thwart evil and find a way home?
Why don't the Princesses deal with this stuff?
Do ponies wallow?!

At least two of these questions will be answered in "Dealbreaker"!

After a teleportation spell gone awry, half of the Element-Bearers have disappeared. Six months have passed, and the Princesses fear that their old enemies may rise up once again.

Fortunately, Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Applejack have finally returned, along with three battle-weary dragons and three bedraggled humans. Battle-hardened and scarred, no one can believe that these are the same mares they used to know.

They tell a tale of world far beyond Equestria. A world where magic and technology are worshipped side by side. A place where a thousand different races eke out a living in the midst of unending combat. And a massive, unbelievably complex world, used as a playground between two vengeful gods.

A place called "Byzantine".

This is inspired by Crossed Paths and On the Wings of Angels. Includes characters from Star Wars, Dresden Files, Skylands, the Dark Tower series, and How to Train your Dragon.
This is a multiversal fic, and features characters and places from all across fiction.

One strange day, Harry Dresden turned into a tiny pastel horse with two girly tattoos on the rump.

She was not pleased about this.

And as strange and horrifying as this was, even by Chicago's only professional wizard’s standards there was a new job to do, and some new bunch of bastards to thump until they stopped their dastardly pony plans!

Except… there seemingly wasn’t a culprit to be found. No dark gods with a thing for horses had risen. No doomsday cults with a thing for pastel had declared their vile, equine intentions. Not as much as an ifrit with a lisp...

It seemed as if whatever had turned so many humans into ponies would simply be a strange and unsolved mystery.

Reluctantly, life simply had to go on, even if it was with double the number of legs as normal.

Now, months later however, this country with the rather silly name of Equestria wonders what became of one of their lost champions, and just why she never returned to them...

Five Score universe by TwistedSpectrum.
Dresden Files and all characters belong to Jim Butcher.
MLP:FIM is Hasbro's, but you should know that by now.

Written as a small Christmas 2014 gift to my followers.

Character tags to be added once done, to maintain surprise.

Story contains spoilers for the Dresden Files series, up to Skin Games! Also, spoilers in the comments!

Cover given by the amazing Tulip.

Crossover with the Dresden Files. Sequel to Forever!

For his first task as the new Winter Knight, Harry must travel to the land of cute little cartoon ponies to stop a plot by the Order of Blackened Denarius that threatens both Earth and Equestria.

Warning: Includes massive spoilers for the Dresden Files series up through Ghost Story.

The vampires of the Red Court are vile and cunning creatures, they attempt to conquer or destroy everything around them. Now a small group of the vampires have stumbled across a new world to take for their own, but they did not come alone. Wizard Harry Dresden and Knight of the Cross Michael Carpenter chased after the creatures and now find themselves trapped in the same world the vampires are slowly taking. They must lend their experience to the local inhabitants if they are to fight off the growing horde, and the new Red King.

I will explain the Dresden history as it becomes relevant to the story. So it is not necessary to have read the Dresden books to understand what's going on.

Edited by: NaughtSought

Takes place before the season three finale of MLP, and sometime after the events of the White Night novel. So no Princess Twilight or Winter Knight Harry, sorry. At the time of writing, I haven't read Cold Days or any novel onward, so please no spoilers in the comments.

I do not own any of the Dresden/MLP characters.

With Lyra missing under mysterious circumstances, Bonbon turns to Harry Dresden, a Professional Wizard and Supernatural Investigator for help in finding her. Something is definately going on at Canterlot High, but Harry is too old to go undercover, so it is up to his apprentice, Molly Carpenter, to go undercover, find out what happened to Lyra, and uncover the truth about the goings on in Canterlot High before it can happen again.
Occurs after the events of "White Night" in Jim Butcher's "Dresden Files" Series

After an incident in Ponyville, Celestia saves Twilight from execution but with the hatred she now faces in her hometown, Twilight is forced to move to Manehatten. Under the dreaded Hoof of Damocles, Twilight tries to live a new life. After a murder in her apartment building, Twilight is a prime suspect. She will have to use all of her skills to solve the case while learning about her new lot in life.

I draw inspiration from Dresden Files by Jim Butcher, Nightside by Simon R Green, and Equestria Noir by Jacoboby1.

Crossover with The Dresden Files.

Pinkie Pie randomly shows up at the apartment of one Harry Dresden, Wizard-for-hire. And then she does ... whatever it is that Pinkie Pie always does. Madness ensues as Equestria's craziest Party Pony inflicts herself on everyone's favorite cynical smartass of a wizard.

My Little Denarians is the sequel to this story.

This fic now has a dramatic reading courtesy of Comma Kazie and Lisa M.

Part 1
Part 2

"Knowing all you've seen through that man's eyes, all his powers all but forced him to do... would you still strive to all but become him?"

Knowing what I know now, and what creepy sense that strange peddler's words now make to me...

I'd still say hell yes, of course. Come on. Magic. That's like the best thing that ever happened to me.

Becoming enemy number one of a country with demi-gods at the top just because my snark has gone into overdrive? Not so much.

For the League of Humans Acting Villainous group. Edited by Ranakastrasz, newbiedoodle, and Xanathar.

Will contain spoilers for the whole of The Dresden Files up to Cold Days, but can be read without knowledge of the series.

Thanks to the Dresden files wiki for making this easier and everybody that's made this bandwagon worth jumping onto.