Suri Polomare isn't just content stealing ideas for dresses. Watch as she steals famous ideas throughout history and claims credit for them, okay.

Shrieking Arrow climbs to 22 kilometers and willingly plummets from the stratosphere, letting gravity take hold of him. This is a challenge of skill and wits for the daring pegasus. Will he complete his objective? Will he wimp out and break the free-fall? Or will he miscalculate and collide with the earth below?

Nyx, feeling lonely and unloved, casts a spell that hurtles her back in time to the Early Equestrian Period. Who will she meet there? What will she do? Will she ever find her place in life?

You can probably figure out the answer from the title.

So, I saw like four pictures of these two on derpibooru the other day and they immediately became my OTP for stupid, stupid reasons. But there's no way I can write a story about the two worst OCs the fandom has made without it being really stupid, so expect lots of character assassination and fourth wall breaking and memes and other stuff like that.

Nyx was created by Pen Stroke, who would probably have an aneurysm if he saw this because I'm breaking his rules for using his character. (Spoilers: he didn't.)

Snowdrop belongs to Silly Filly Studios I guess? I dunno, I wasn't paying that much attention.

Cover image by RagingPeppers, edited by me.

Applejack introduces Twilight to her new favorite eatery, but everything's kind of... weird.

Why is that draconequus behind the counter so familiar?

Why are the bees so tasty?

Is there something fetid in Equestria?

Only Carlestia can say for sure.

Fourth-place finalist in the October 2012 writeoff, "Deal With the Devil".

Reading by TheInvertedShadow

This story is a sequel to A Pie Worth Makin'

While practicing a new trick, Rainbow Dash considers why she flies.

Edited by PropdowPony
Freedom by Nyarmarr

I wrote this for a "Literature of War" class, and the teacher said it could be as ridiculous as we want. Upon review, I was one of the few to get an A. He told me I should post it to a fanfic site, so I am.

As hinted at by the title, this is a ponified version of the raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound in May 2011. I put in hours of research to make it as accurate as possible, but with, you know, ponies.

Octavia Melody had long been living in Canterlot. Her rise to musical fame had long since passed, and her life had turned into a boring grind of performances and polite applause. Today, Octavia Melody finally woke up.

Note: Just a one-chapter story I had stored away. Yup...

On a hot summer day, Rarity decides to make milkshakes for her wonderful assistants, Sweetie Belle and Spike.

Big mistake.

Now the three of them must defend her yard from an invading herd of boys.

This is one of my "I give up completely" stories, so just have fun with it.

A simple click of a button lands the famed Swedish gamer PewDiePie in the land of the ponies, and now he must face daunting challenges and horrid foes in order to save himself and the rest of Equestria. Will he do it? Can he?

Cover art was the best I could find. Sorry for the inaccuracies implied.

MY APOLOGIES FOR MY POOR SWEDISH. Yes, I used Google Translate, and yes I know it's not very good.

Twilight's reshelving day is interrupted by EQUESTRIAN CAPS LOCK DAY, which comes around every year on the 28th of June. Pain ensues.

I found out that it was Caps Lock Day a couple of hours ago so I tried to get this done before it ended