This is what happens when Pinkie Pie has a chat with the author of the stories. He just wants to improve his writing, but what does Pinkie Pie want? ><><><>< I'll Tell you what I want, I want respect!

The hardest thing we do in life is learn to move on. The despair of loss can almost be unbearable. When the fire that warmed our soul subsides and the candle which lit our heart flickers and burns out, leaving a pit of swallowing darkness and sorrow. Remember, that all you need is the memories of the ones you loved, and sometimes… a little adventure.

Not your typical Doctor Whooves fanfic. A series of events cause the TARDIS to blast into a dimension populated by (you guessed it) ponies and (of course) crashes. While waiting for the TARDIS to repair itself The Doctor runs across a certain brown stallion, whom he will discover is a reflection of himself in more ways than one.

But even after The Doctor was gone his mere presence created a ripple that would awaken an ancient being. Continued in the sequel http://www.fimfiction.net/story/15733/Doctor-Whooves-and-the-Sea-of-Dreams

I have amalgamated all possible clichés in ponydom (ponidom?) into one (one-shot) story. Or at least, a lot of them. By my understanding, that means that this should be the single greatest fanfic ever written. That's how clichés work, isn't it?

This story has oblique references to gore and sexual themes, but nothing really explicit. I have tried to keep them well short of actually requiring mature classification. It's all in good fun.

(In case it's unclear, this story is a parody of everything)

I've been working on a completely separate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic story for the past year, and as of this blurb I'm about eighty thousand words into it, but it's not ready for publishing. Early on in the writing of that story (March 2011), I decided to write a quicker spinoff story of The Conversion Bureau, which I saw on the Equestria Daily blog. The initial story seemed to get mixed reactions, but regardless of how people felt about the story itself, folks were having fun writing spinoffs. I thought it'd be fun too, so here's what I came up with.

Contains a smattering of bad language and gun-related violence.

This is a Guide to help ponies who aren't able to fly or use magic to get the edge in a fight. (This is a book read by a character in my story "Lost Thoughts in a New World" you don't have to read that to understand this, but my reason for making this separate was so it wouldn't take up too much space in that story.)

Before you read, I want you all to imagine that two mares can have children.

Applejack takes a walk through the familiar fields that she calls home. But what does she find at the far end?

We've all seen humans learning about ponies, at nausea. But what about if a pony (or eight) have to learn about humans? Enter Dr. Alexander Dagenhart, an Anthropologist. Though, just call him Alex. How hard could it be?

AN: This was just an idea that was in my head for a while. Although really, it's just me dicking around. And in no way shape or form is this trying to rip off "Anthropology". Don't take it too seriously please. Also, I tried doing my best with the history I know without having to consult a textbook.

PS: Seriously? Still no "Normal" tag?

Mordecai and Rigby awaken to find a land of talking ponies after falling into another wormhole. Oh well just another normal day for the duo. But will they ever get home? And how much will they destroy in the process?

Ponyville had always been a place for strange happenings. From hydras to parasprites and even Cerberus, Twilight had always been able to roll with the punches and let things slide. But after Pinkie's tampering with the fabric of reality causes a whole slew of characters to find themselves into town, her sanity becomes put to the ultimate test.

This is intended to be a satire of Crossovers in general. I don't dislike these types of stories (in fact I'm working on two of them right now); I just wanted to explore the consequences of throwing too many characters into the mix. Written in one sitting while blasting General Mumble and Nirvana.