Twilight wanted a nice, relaxing Saturday morning. All hopes were dashed once she had a plate of pancakes.
Then she turns her back for a split second, and the plate is empty. She wants to know who this criminal of the highest order is.

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This just came up. Seriously, this just happened. No inspiration, it just did.
Huh. Tenth story. Well. Did not expect to make this many this quick. Yay?

At the height of the Dark Crystal Empire, the King of Shadows sits down to do his accounts, because even a totalitarian dictatorship cannot suppress taxponies.

But as he tries desperately to get through the impenetrable paperwork, Sombra finds himself the victim of a magically manifesting bird. Because of course he does.

I have no idea why I wrote this.

Made as a birthday present for the magnificent Evehly.

It was just another day in Equestria.

On that fateful day, the canopy of Greater Finland extended to cover another universum – one filled with English-speaking, pastel-colored ponies.

When Halo man is brought to Equestria, it's his job to do a bunch of stupid stuff. This is the story of that stupid stuff.

A humorous parody of halo crossovers where the main character is a generic multiplayer halo.

Spartans never die, they're just missing in action. This has never been more true for Jorge-052 as, after activating the slipspace drive that was supposed to kill him, he is instead flung into a strange world where war is but a distant memory. Will the aging soldier be able to adapt to this new peaceful planet? Or will his only salvation be found in finding a way back to his own chaotic universe?

(It's my first time, so be gentle)
Now featuring a TVTropes page by Sabo88

An MLP/Warhammer 40K Crossover

The Iron Warriors 38th Company has landed in Equestria, entrenching themselves like a barbed hook. They hunt the aliens of the Tau Empire, intent on destruction and pillage.
A small squad is dispatched on a reconnaissance mission, only to find that there is intelligent life on this world besides the feuding space-farers.
Will these improbably adorable and friendly equine aliens turn the damned warriors of Chaos from their blood-soaked path, cleansing them of their dark legacy with the magic of friendship and harmony?

No.
No, that isn't happening.
EXPLOSIONS!!

(Dark humor warning; limited grimdark themes)
(Cover art by Nicholas Kay)
(This series now has its own TVtropes page!)
(This story is a contestant in the Tournament of Canterlot, a charity event to raise money for Syrian refugees! Go here for details and donations!)
(Featured on Equestria Daily 8/20/15 )

Princess Celestia: Goddess of the Sun, ruler of Equestria, beloved Princess of ponies. She is loved by all, and loves all in return. A calm and wise ruler, she sits on the throne in Canterlot, maintaining peace and harmony throughout the land.

What most don't know is that her past is much darker: She was once a commander of legions, a warrior and scientist of unmatched skill. Thousands of monsters and abominations fell to her forces, slain in the name of an old leader, one entombed within his own throne. Free of her old form, free of the powers of Chaos, she was cast into a new realm, in a new form, with a new lease on life.

She is the God Emperor, Eternal Ruler of Equestria and Lord of the Imperium of Man.

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Comments contain spoilers. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

“I can’t believe I managed to find the formula to break the barrier between different universes!” Twilight thinks to herself giddily. “And now Celestia is sending me and the girls through the portal to meet with the leader or leaders of the first race we meet. Hopefully we'll be able to start a peaceful relationship with them.”

“Let’s see, oh this is perfect, I think we landed right in front of a group of… dragons?! Okay, okay, calm down Twilight, they might not be like dragons from Equestria, and they look civilized and… they’re looking at us in shock and… horror? Wait, why do my hooves feel wet? And why is there a choking sound coming from behi-OH MY CELESTIA THE PORTAL’SBURSTINGOUTOFHISCHEST!!!!!!!!!”

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Rated Teen for mature language, blood, and dark themes and moments
If you dislike the story, please leave a comment down below to give me ideas on how to improve

This story will have Dovahkiin/Dragonborn, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Mane 6, Chrysalis, King Sombra, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, Discord, Tirek, and others. There Are more on the way though so hold your horses (pun intended). Also I want you to know this. Attention I do not own My little Pony or Skyrim. My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is owned by hasbro and Skyrim is owned by Bethesda Studios. I need help with new chapters so I need your guys help so send in ideas and lets see who wins.

Some accidents are small, and some endow you with the power of a godly ruler. On the opposite end of things, you lose your wings along with your ability to move celestial bodies, and you can't tell anypony. Why, because what would they think if the princess became a librarian? It's going to be "fine". Celestia just needs to switch back with Twilight before either of their true identities are revealed. All Twilight has to do is hold down the castle, fight off scheming villains, run the country, and worst of all... deal with all the noble ponies.

Rated teen for shenanigans and some more serious parts. Takes place at the end of lesson zero. Please tear this apart with comments. I like criticism. Comment if you have issues, don't leave me with a mystery thumbs down.