After the second defeat at the hands of Twilight Sparkle, Chrysalis gives a speech to restore the spirits of her army. However, she soon finds an unexpected guest among the crowd.

Pinkie Pie is the master of random shenanigans and hilarity. Her oddity and overbubbly personality make her a Ponyville one-of-a-kind. She loves games, no matter the time or the place. If it weren't for her bright love for everyone, Ponyville would not have its vibrant luster. So one day, in typical Pinkie Pie fashion, Pinkie Pie visits Twilight with a simple riddle.
But there's a problem. Twilight can't solve it. In awe of the remarkable event, Pinkie Pie refuses to tell her the answer, or even give it a hint.
That proves to be a bad idea.

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Pinkie Pie must find Sonata a new bra, like, now.

“It doesn't work like that Pinkie” Twilight said exasperated. The pink pony had been following her all day, repeatedly asking her about being a princess. Mainly on how to be one herself.
Pinkie has always love surprising her friends, but what she does next will surprise everyone.

Edit date: 6/04/2015
The story recently underwent some big changes, so if you have read this before, you may want to read it again. An extra thousand words have been added.

Growing up, acting mature... Those terms have never seemed to apply to Pinkie Pie, not in the slightest.

When Twilight, irritated with her friend's random behavior, mentions them during their argument, Pinkie's reaction is far beyond what she could have expected. As is Rainbow's rather violent attempt to defend the earth pony.
Driven by guilt—and a tinge of curiosity—Twilight asks the pegasus for help in understanding the enigma that Pinkie Pie is.

What she is to discover, is bound to change her view of her earth pony friend in ways she could have never anticipated.

During her morning routine of surprising her friends, Pinkie Pie happens to spot a mysterious box that seems to move whenever she's not looking. To a pony so thoroughly grounded in reality as Pinkie Pie, it's unthinkable that a box could move on its own, so she decides to put on her deerstalker hat and investigate.

This is all Seattle's Angels' fault. Those guys are the worst.

In her latest attempt to take over Canterlot, Chrysalis has foalnapped Pinkie Pie and is holding her hostage in the changeling hive.
Yet this pony is different. Most ponies end up weeping in their cells, begging and pleading for release. In contrast, Pinkie Pie just doesn't stay still.
Or stay in her cell.
Or stay quiet.

Written for the October Crack Ships, Inc. contest.

Twilight Sparkle has finally perfected a device allowing ponies to speak to each other over great distances. Unfortunately, the first call she receives is from Pinkie. Things go downhill from there.

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Harvey Grimwold was a respected member of the Hell's Angels motorcycle gang. He rode a wicked hog, wore the best leather, and had an awesome beard. Then that same awesome beard turned into Pinkie Pie and his life turned upside down.

(Based on the idea "Grandpa Gummy" by, Thresha8

After Pinkie Pie got her cutie mark, her mother one day, tells her and her sisters about their great great grandfather, Gum Ball. It turns out that Gum Ball had gotten infected with poison joke and has been cursed with the body of a baby alligator for who knows how long. And now, after many years of passing down their grandfather, it is time to chose which of the Pie siblings will be the new caretaker for Grandfather Gum Ball.