Remember that time Lemon Hearts got her head stuck in a beaker?

Except... it wasn't a beaker, was it?

Time for Twilight to set the record straight.

Reading by Short Stories! (no longer available :C)
Reading by Illya Leonov and Scribbler!

When Rarity has Twilight over for tea, she learns her friend has a big confession to make. But what is really going on here?

The good news: Twilight now has a narrator for her life.

The bad news: He's an asshole.

Just a silly little oneshot crackfic I wrote while feeling inspired. Not to be taken too seriously.

Enjoy a dramatic reading by LimeyPony!

Straight from the Canterlot archives, this collection of documents retells the rise and fall of Princess Twilight Sparkle, Enlightened Despot of Equestria, Defender of the Peace, Lawgiver, and Commander of Fort Libris.

Twilight Sparkle is, of course, known to historians as the first usurper to seek to schedule a coup d'etat by appointment. But for other details- such as, "What is the longest recorded time a pony has gone without sleep?", "Is it true what they say about swans?", and, "Why is there an owlbear in the Equestrian Witness Protection Program?"- these documents provide the answers and much, much more.

This is ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS HISTORY from primary sources. If anything makes you think this is silly, ludicrous, or unbelievable, blame Discord.

Written for FanOfMostEverything's Imposing Sovereigns writing contest.

EDIT 3-15-17: Wow, almost instant featured! Was NOT expecting that!

EDIT 4-8-2017: Featured in the Royal Canterlot Library! Thanks!

Part of the Remember Fort Libris print anthology, thanks to our Kickstarter supporters!

My name is Twilight Sprinkle, and my passion is donuts—from the delicate morsels I serve at elegant cocktail parties to the hearty pastries enjoyed by hard-working ponies who get up early. I don’t have friends, I don’t have books, and I sure as the sun don’t have any wings. I don’t care whether you’re here for revenge, for romance, or for a favor. My name is Twilight Sprinkle and I’m not who you think I am, so either buy a donut or get the hay out of my store!

(Edited by the mysterious the masked ferret.)

Heather Rose, a flower farmer, just wants to live a simple life with her friends, family, and flowers. Unfortunately, she lives in Ponyville.

A Proper Heath: For Proper Prim, her craft is everything--so when the stagehooves can't find flowers evocative of the heath, she takes matters into her own hooves.

In Ponyville, she finds what she's looking for--and Heather Rose finds a new friend from Canterlot.

Steam, Snow, Salt, and Stamps Returning to Ponyville after Hearth's Warming, a broken train locomotive gives Heather Rose a chance to make a new friend.

Humans in Equestria? Naa, that's been done to death. What about Ponies in Equestria?

When a clever pony from the human world finds herself in the land of intelligent Equestrian ponies, how will she react?

This story is a sequel to The Chase

Reading The Chase is helpful but not required! This is a stand alone adventure.

Four foals find themselves without adult supervision quite suddenly.

In fact, they are all alone in the world. No adults, no other foals, just themselves.

And stuffed animals that don't quite seem right...

This story is a sequel to The Chase

The city of Vanhoover is having the worst winter storm in generations as Mignon Croix has to make his way home from the grocery store. Along the way home, he finds something that will change his life forever, but only if he will take the chance.

Reading The Chase is helpful but not necessary to enjoy this story.

This story is a sequel to The Chase

As Hearth's Warming approaches in the city of Ponyville, heated love threatens to melt away the snow.

Inside of Bon Bon's candy shop, a proposal takes place.

Reading The Chase is helpful, but not required. This is a stand alone spin off.