Somehow our internet has come into contact with net of Equestria and while hanging out Rainbow and Pinkie discover a certain fic. Are they gonna take it?

The short answer: No.

The long answer involves breaching the fourth wall and getting some much needed pay back. The story doesn't end at Cupcakes as the rest of the folks in Equestria discover their own personal and disturbing fics and pics. Twilight will go psycho and you can't escape a Big Mac attack in the later chapters.

This well be open to suggestion and if you think a fic should be included just mention a short plot summary and the character involved so I don't actually have to read the disgusting fic.

Set about twenty years in the future. Spike and Rarity have been happily married and all was great in Equestria... until the unicorn's age began to show. While making her way back from Zecora's, a certain spirit of the night approaches the middle aged mare with a proposition to once again turn her into Nightmarity. As for Spike, how does one deal with their spouse coming home with a new body and sharing it with a millennium old evil.
*Haven't seen many fics featuring characters from the MLP:FIM comics.

(Sparity)

A collaboration with GiantMako

A/N: This is a gallows dark romantic comedy. The cover art is not indicative of the story, just needed a really good image of Nightmare Rarity and Spike.

Rarity is the most beautiful mare in all of ponyivlle, the most feminine Element of Harmony and the sweetest, most wonderful being, Spike has ever laid eyes on.
But she has a secret. A secret that she has to share with him tonight.
What if Spike finds out soemthing he would have never expected?

Rarity (male) and Spike (male) one-shot scene, based on a forum dialogue, I had a short while ago.

As he travels from college across the south, a man known simply as Brother Micca spews his political and religious views onto the the students that was until one day he discovered he had a date with destiny and destiny just happened to be a flaming meteorite...

... Twilight Sparkle must deal with a new addition to the Equestrian landscape as she meets a certain hairless ape thingy with a very "colorful" vocabulary and teach him how to love and tolerate everyone.

As for Brother Micca, can the land of love and tolerance open his eyes to the error of his ways?

*Shrug* Probably not, but Twilight will be damned if she can't at least try to change him.

Warning: this fic contains hate filled speech, innuendo, and scenarios that may be offensive to some people.

This is a story is loosely based on a real person and for the uninitiated there is a guy who calls himself Brother Micca and he goes from college to college across the south eastern United States being a regular douche and standing on the corner protesting gays, womens' rights and non-Christians all while he uses the word "pornification" and steals lyrics from Hall and Oats. Well, one day he came to my college and did his spiel and I was captivated and this is is the result...

I regret nothing.

Rated Teen for violence and offensive language... only in order to stay true to the "character."

Prince Blueblood is a strange egomaniac, forever trying to make himself appear bigger and better than he truly is. From buying the affection of mares with fancy dinners and jewels to using his status to bring other nobles to flock around him. But following a humiliating encounter in Canterlot with a vacationing constable he has restricted himself to the palace, and been his best, which is the worst.

Then while he's in the kitchen pinching food he thinks he has found an impudent servant. There follows a curious collection of experiences.

Dedicated to BronyStories. The terrible Prince he created moved me to make this one. Also to GingerNutGin, who made another Blueblood that wasn't terrible but was quite amusing.

The children of Ponyville are growing up and join us as we take a look at their lives five and ten years later from their stint as teenagers to their journey into adulthood. We begin a week before the best night ever for many hot headed teens...prom night.

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Five years later Spike, Scootaloo and their friends are now teenagers and are headed for prom.

Ten years later they're now young adults and a few of them are getting ready for the surprises that come with that transition.

Rated Teen for crass behavior, lewd conduct, minor adult situations and general what the f**kery.

This is what happened five and ten years down the road after the events of Stray Ardor and Something More.

*Also if anyone wants to make new cover art for this fic, I'm open to suggestions.

Hoity Toity wakes up in his lavish penthouse in Upper Manehattan and starts hearing voices in his head. However, turns out he isn't crazy. You see in an Alternate Universe an ultra bad ass human and king of Testosterone named Duke Nukem has just died from saving a bus full of orphans on the way to get heart transplants. It turns out his soul ends up in Equestria in the mind of Hoity Toity probably the most prissy and uppity stallion on the planet. He wakes up one day and little subtle changes start happening.

Join us as we meet the odd couple. A prissy and proper stallion and a macho sadistic narcissistic pervert share one mind. Will Duke change Hoity and help him get the attention of a certain fashion photographer or will Hoity teach Duke some things about himself and grow a little in the process.

Warning this has some strong language and Duke will spout off some homophobic slurs and f-bombs. So, if your easily offended this may not be for you.

Spike, Snips and Snails are hanging out with the CMC's on the farm. As Spike leaves to go home he takes a shortcut through the back 40 of Sweet Apple Acres he finds Scootaloo alone in the CMC tree house feeling miserable. The story focuses on a tale of two different types of orphan and how they find solace in each other.

That's right it's Scoots x Spike. If people complain that it's not their version of fanon or canon, then let's say it takes place on Equestria-789 in the multiverse.

The fics's pic will definitely change as make my own picture for the story.

Oh and special thanks goes to my good friend WinterTwister for helping me write this fic.

Rainbow Dash while hanging out with her friends is asked, how she was able to afford her cloud mansion. Rainbow's story turns out to be anything from typical.

A story of how a classic track from Mario Kart was built and the pegasus who built it. Mostly told from Rainbow Dash's perspective, like ninety percent with implied Dash Spike.

This story was gonna be really innocent, but the alcohol told me to do "things." Also it helps if you picture Rainbow Road from Mario Kart DS.

Teen for suggestive themes and Strong Language.

See Night Light's reaction and thoughts when he is told he should get a vasectomy as well as the aftermath of the simple doctor's visit.

Star Swirl The Bearded's ghost says "This is the best story about pony vasectomies ever made."

*This takes place shortly after the birth of Twilight