Living in Gravity Falls Oregon, Dipper should be immune to most strange things that come his way. But after a sleepless night caused by a mysterious nightmare creature, Dipper finds himself on an adventure with the fate of two worlds in the balance.

I would like to thank, Viper 9172, Wasabi-Beans, and RecklessRush for helping me edit the first few chapters.

As for the later chapters I have to thank Insula Sol, Dark Matter Butter Flies, and Dudeler. They're all awesome guys, give'em a look!

And a big thanks to serenamidori for letting me borrow her piece for the cover picture.

*Twitch Twitch* FEATURED!? By the the Doctors TARDIS , I never thought it was possible!

Thank you all my dahlings and I hope I continue to impress.

Sincerely Yours, The Cake Devil.

8/25/14
01/20/15

Princess Celestia is in your bed, and you don't know why: what do?

Cute, funny, and short. Have fun reading!

Proofreading by RaylanKrios.
Now with audio reading by CaptainBron3y
Second audio reading by MeloncholyIguana.

Based on this story:
Princess Celestia is (still) in your Bed
Princess Celestia Has Stolen All Your Bed Sheets
Drunk CelestAI Is In Your Bed
Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed
Princess Celestia is in Your Washing Machine

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz evil scientist and local resident of the tri-state has recently been sending angry letters to HASBRO for some strange reason Secret Agent Perry the Platypus must try and figure out why, only to discover that the evil Doctor is up to something more nefarious and evil then one could imagine.

"Living here in Ponyville
Fighting villains from afar
You've got to find first gear
In your giant robot car"

When the CMC stumble across a giant mecha from another time, another place, another reality, their latest quest for their Cutie Marks takes on epic proportions. Between getting to class, dealing with an angry alien that's somewhat friendly, dealing with an angry alien that is distinctly less friendly, and anything else the heavens can throw at them, you'd think things were hard enough. But they still have to be home by bedtime.

...at least piloting a giant robot makes it easier to get certain bullies to shut up. Ponies dig giant robots too...when its weapons aren't pointed at them.

Now where - and what - was first gear again?

Creative Consultant: The_Whovian16

The Cutie Mark Crusaders decide they need to expand their numbers, but things quickly go awry when their first target begins sobbing on the spot. Sweetie Belle soon finds herself roped into hanging out with the young colt.

Can Sweetie Belle see past the young colts weirdness and allow friendship to bloom? Can Button Mash fake enough normal behavior to make at least one friend? Will these two hit it off, or are Button’s only friends destined to be the ones in his video games, forever?

Cover art by users Vallis and Novel-Idea

Sweetie Belle is torn between crusading with her friends and finally being allowed to help Rarity in her boutique.

Not wanting to disappoint either, Sweetie Belle decides to make a copy of herself. But it all goes horribly wrong as Sweetie Belle copies multiply exponentially and everypony in town claims one as their own.

Spoilers in the comments.

Love Tap experiences another morning of the joys of parenthood with her son Button Mash.

It's a stormy day in Ponyville and Apple Bloom is stuck inside with a cold. Luckily, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo pay a visit to help destroy Apple Bloom's boredom.

Cover art by Jacob Bading

The ponies show up at McDonalds to sign some paperwork and enjoy some free food, but not everypony is happy about being there.

I keep trying to write a MLP fic for a while now, but apparently a combination of congestin, cold meds, and my regular meds are all inspiration I needed. This isn't my first ever fic, but my first here. In my defense this story is not meant to be taken very seriously and is more or less a crackfic.

Every year comes mating season when fillies and mares find themselves full of a desire to feed a primal need. In the cities where stallions are more common it's no problem and can be a very civilized affair. In the rural towns like Ponyville where stallions and colts are a minority by a large margine mating season is a terrifying event that every biological male dreads and for good reason. With mares and fillies on the prowel, can the colts and stallions of Ponyville survive the worst of the heat? Will they enjoy heavenly bliss? Will they just end up in the hospital? Will there be giant robots, explosions, mares freaking out, and a cameo by Tom the Bolder?

Well, actually yes on all accounts... more I write this the my I don't believe more own words. So join this strange adventure for laughs and maybe figure out what's wrong with me.

There's no actual sex scenes in this, I promise.

Also, does anyone know where I could get a cover image for this?

I have now managed to proofread this a little better... ish.