The ponies show up at McDonalds to sign some paperwork and enjoy some free food, but not everypony is happy about being there.
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And nothing of value was lost.
I don't know what I just read but it was worth reading
He wore a happy bladder control? Well...I suppose one would be happy to have control of one's bladder.
Oh my...nopony told her that there's no actual meat at McDonald's? It's just processed soy with artificial meat flavoring.
Ouch!
You tell 'em, AJ!
Also HEY! McDonald's apple pies are mighty tasty!
Celestia: "And milkshakes! Don't forget the thick, creamy milkshakes!"
Ouch.
Can I bite her shiny apple ass now?
If I ever win the lottery, I'll have each room in my "I'm-rich-suck-it" house done in a different pony. The master bedroom will be Twilight. The bathroom will be Applejack.
Is that...Razalon?
Funny story. Twilight being a money-hungry bitch made me smile for some reason.
I think this might just be the best story on fimfiction...
wow and you even gave a shout out to Exit Through Canterlot why wasnt Tavi with vinyl at the restraunt she could have spray painted a new sign for them and have the next gala ruined for her
I sense they're the .MOV ponies...
That was beautiful.
I enjoyed this! The ponies were a bit out of character, but other than that- good job!
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Ooops!
Fixed! Glad you enjoyed it.
I wasn't picking on any particular user with the Equestria Girls thing, though I kinda liked the movie and don't have a beef with Flash, so the hate of both always amuses me for some reason.
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I was also thinking the Friendship is Witchcraft ponies, though Fluttershy probably would have no problem with eating animals there.
4229459 Or any living thing that goes into her shed.
4229459 This explains so much. It's just like Hasbro making the Applejack figure with the wrong colored hat, or no hat at all for the MLP Monopoly game.
I almost bought a Happy meal hoping to get a Luna fig...is that wrong?
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The nice thing about having a two year old daughter is I can shamelessly buy all the happy-meals I want.
We have five of the ponies at this point.
EPICNESS
“Ah’m gonna start my own pie stand! With blackjack! And hookers!”
Applejack's Hookers, Blackjack, and Pies?
Sign me up.
Hell put in a shooting range and I'll invest.
Ha! Bender reference!
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It can't be, for below is my waifu.
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~The lizardman has spoken
Hell yes!
I see no flaw in this deal.
4229506 Bastard!!!
Mocking me with your pony acquiring abilities...just going to go into a corner
...
...and cry a little
...
Someone did it!
That makes sense
Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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How f... You got kids? BLENDER DOES NOT APPROVE ( and you know I'm joking right, RIGHT? OH GOD MY COVER HAS BEEN BLOW. SOMEONE GET ME A WATERPROOF HANKEY BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO DEEPLY INTO IT) also I feel like watching a marathon of futurama for some reason. Something to do with blackjack cards and lots of coat hooks.
Thanks for another great comedic story! I loved how all of the characters were used to explain the toy set!
Being a McD's worker, I was able to individually purchase all 8 of the toys today. I was surprised by the figures' accuracy to their counterparts on the show (compared to what sits on Walmart and Toys R Us shelves).
Still, I really consider it an iffy decision by McD's/Hasbro to sub in Vinyl for AJ , a background pony (I like her, but I have to call a spade a spade) for a main character.
If it were a 12-character toy series, I'd definitely want to see Spike and the CMC used for the last four spots.
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Haha... nice.
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Just the one so far.
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On the other hand, I've seen some pretty fun stuff on Derpubooru because of it, and of course it made for a good plot addition to to the writing prompt I saw there. 
Yeah they're pretty nice toys. My daughter really likes them. The AJ snub also struck me as weird.
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Also, just a heads up that I tossed your name into the author's notes. Thanks for the story idea.
4231284 omg its the guy with the dan vs. story YAY
fucking mcdonalds
4231284 omg its your like best pony now omg if you reply ill die a happy man!
I honestly have no problem with free enterprise. It's just a way to provide jobs. Besides that, great story!!
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booth not both
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Whoops! Fixed. Thank you!
Cannot stop laughing! And this is why I fucking hate corporate as I type this on my HP laptop.
A little too hard on Spike though for a crack fic.
And the ponies need a little lesson on where selling out gets them eventually. 
Oh the tears from the ineveitable class war will be glorious.PS: Upvoted.
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I usually don't pick on the little guy too much. The level of Spike abuse here was certainly pretty harsh, even compared to 'It's not easy being Green... and Purple', which was almost entirely a Spike abuse fic.
I pretty much was playing up everything for laughs in this one. Sounds like it worked for the most part.
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It was just a little distracting from the humor. No offense.
The REAL issue is that McDonald's here has no Pony toys. Just Spongebob.
Oh look, I'm using AJ emotes.
I think that you meant to say "on her face".
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Whoops! Got it! Thanks!
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There you go AJ. You can have that instead of a McDonalds toy.
4233933 You're very welcome!
so that's why she doesn't have a toy? hmmm..... makes sense. I feel soo bad for AJ in this.
*spike* "And me too?"
*me* "Shutup Spike and eat your McDeaths!"
*spike whimpers and sobs while eating another burger*
AJ if my fav pony. I really wish they would of made her. I go to McDs about every 2 days and get 2 kids meals. finally got a RD today. got 4 Vinyl, 6 Shys, 2 Charitys 1 Lulu, 1 Molestia. every time I eat the apple slices, I always think "Buy some apples!"
Spike deserves at least some sympathy.
Besides, without him, we wouldn't have the wonderful mustache emoticon.
That was hilarious! Poor AJ
It was funny to see Twilight being completely materialistic and not in any way representing what she's supposed to in the show.
That was the best!
This is the best thing ever.
Love the explanation for why Applejack wasn't included!
Oh Applejack, I would buy pies from you. Maybe all of them.
Intensive high-input industrialized monocultural agriculture with synthetic chemical fertilizers, pesticides, and genetically modified crop technology beats your orchard, Applejack.
well.... this was a good story.... in the type of story that it was: a story with no real motive or purpose, just a story written with love (and shit) that makes us question our own life, as well as the life around us...
short story: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ AND WHYYYYYYYY??
You would think that gold coins are worth more than flimsy green papers.