The erogenous 3rd edition. It's 30 percent longer, 300 percent better edited, 3000 percent more ethically dubious, and still narrated by Steven Fry.

It's that special time of the month again for the Elements of Harmony; the time when they get together for a Truth or Dare game of a more questionably pure nature. From long kept secrets, to reflecting on parties they can barely remember, their three years of friendship have changed them. For better or worse, they were still deciding on that.

This game will be different. Most likely for the worse, but that's what drinking before the sun sets can do. Or maybe them being hornier than usual. Or secretly planning each others sex lives. Or falling in love with each other. Or all four. Most likely all four.

Twilight wants to go out on her first date, but will alcohol and the raunchy advice of her friends help? Rainbow badly wishes to sedate her loins, or maybe she's looking for something more? What exactly, is Rarity planning for this night? Should they really add weed to the equation?

The Elements all have desires they haven't quite realized they have had, and a day long exchange of sex jokes and tension might lead to events that are out of their control. It was in their control once.

Our innocent little ponies seem to have sucked in too much Seth Rogen, but that's okay.

Right?...

It's Archer with ponies.

Take no more than one pill every six hours.
...oops.

Rainbow Dash accidentally gives Twilight a severe overdose of painkillers. Now, she and another visitor to the library must deal with the consequences of forgetting to read the label.

Rated Teen for drug references and strong pony language (Rainbow Dash uses the "b" word).

Accepted into Twilight's Library on 3/27/14.

Partial readthrough by Emporerson

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Salt is a terrible substance. Once a pony starts licking it, they can't stop.
It takes a truly brave soul to leave it behind...

This is an Anonymous in Equestria story. Please demonstrate your ability to read by not pointing it out an infinite number of times in the comment section. Thank you.

It's a sad, sad day in Ponyville, because Twilight Sparkle and Trixie Lulamoon are filing for divorce. Can nothing save their marriage before it's too late?

What seemed to be a simple trip to Applejack's farm to help with the harvest turned out to be more work than usual, as Twilight assists her friend in recovering from her sickness. Once Twilight purchases a blank book on her way home at a bookstore after visiting the farm one morning, she begins to record all of the details of her visits. A peek at her diary entries, however, just might shine a little light onto the feelings that Twilight starts to feel for her friend after spending a little more time than usual by her side.

An Applejack x Twilight Sparkle story, also my first fic. Definitely a work in progress, but I hope you enjoy it as more comes along!

Rated Teen, as there just might be some interesting romantic scenes further into Twilight's diary... (though nothing graphic/involving sex)

(Cover art made by toastwaffle93 on dA: http://toastwaffle93.deviantart.com/#/d4jnj75 )

Luna discovers the simple wonders of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which leads to a small rivalry between the two Princesses.

Rated teen for "Implied suggestive" content. (Just in case)

(Also: Title renamed for the sake of submitting it to "ponies doing things" group.)

The annual Ponyville Flea Market is going on, and Pinkie found a very interesting object; an attachable unicorn horn.

Assuming it's just a joke item, Pinkie buys it, hoping to use it as a method of making the Cakes' Twins laugh. But when she discovers that the horn is fully functional...

Can you honestly ever say you would trust Pinkie with Magic?

The Four Horses and the demane king Mephistroteles go to Equestria to have some Marty Stu type interactions with the mane six and Celestia. Bring your laughing hat.

*This Fic is a comedy and as such, it contains various elements of satire, more than a trace amount of silliness and a few puns which are not to be taken seriously.

Nightmare Moon always had a backup plan if she ever were defeated; she would slowly regenerate herself and regain her power. The problem is she never expected to come back as a defenseless filly, or to return directly in front of the princesses. As punishment for her past crimes, Luna has given her a sentence far worse than being sent to the moon again. Nightmare Moon must move in with Twilight and report to Luna on the magic of friendship. She's not very happy about it.

By the way I am not trying to rip off Past Sins in any way. Nyx is NOT in this story, this will go in a completely different direction.

Chrysalis tries her hoof at a cooking show. However, the meal isn't something everyone will agree with.

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