Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle were always the closer friends of the CMC's. Now they're roommates in Canterlot, where Sweetie studies music and Scootaloo works anywhere she can to put food on the table. Not anywhere anywhere, modest places! Despite this, Scootaloo still lacks a few things. Primarily? Oh, a cutiemark and the ability to truly fly. She's like Fluttershy at the Hurricane, as Rainbow Dash harshly put it. Then Sweetie Belle... well, she drunkenly comes on to Scootaloo. Madness ensues.

I don't know anyone who could draw coverart.

Twilight realizes Spike might be neglecting his childhood when she sees how hard the dragon is working to help her around the library, so she decides to send him to school to mingle with ponies his own age. Despite his intellect and maturity, Spike finds himself with unfamiliar ponies, in an even more unfamiliar environment. Can Spike learn what it means to be a child before the fillies and colts drive him insane?

Please Read: I did not mean to take credit for using Mallajong1's title for the "Spike's" series. The similarity was purely coincidental. Sorry for any confusion caused.

Spike's up to something, and Twilight's determined to find out what. But when she finds out, will she be able to see her Number One Assistant in the same way ever again?

My AppleSpike contribution. Don't ask me where the Romance tag ran off to.
Rated Teen for heavily-suggestive dialogue. Just try not to use your imagination and you'll be fine.

Applebloom is tired of being treated like a filly! She's a big pony, darn it! She wants the respect of her brother and sister, so she decides to take a drink of something definitely not meant for fillies. What happens afterward will convince her to never touch her brother's apple whisky ever again.

The following piece was written before season 3 and I'm not going back to change it, because this story flies in the face of canon anyway. Every dumb joke or tired brony-ism you can think of has been used in this fic for comedic purposes. Leave you offended-ness at the door, and enter, THE APPLE ZONE.
P.S. if you find I parodied a fic of yours within, it's because I liked it, not because I'm trying to make fun of it. This is meant to mock the fandom as a whole, as in, all of us. I'm not Blueshift, so it may not be that funny, but I regret nothing.

Follow the greatest hero in Equestrian history through his journey to purge the land of evil!

Firstly, this is a story written in poor taste and is not to be taken seriously in any capacity. So with that said, enjoy... or don't and let the downvote storm begin!

Every scholar wants to discover a new fact, something true and constant that changes the way they see the world. For Twilight, that discovery might come from a place she never expected. . .

(Proofread by DbzOrDie, who's patient enough to be my friend even when I forgot to credit him at first.)

What seemed to be a simple trip to Applejack's farm to help with the harvest turned out to be more work than usual, as Twilight assists her friend in recovering from her sickness. Once Twilight purchases a blank book on her way home at a bookstore after visiting the farm one morning, she begins to record all of the details of her visits. A peek at her diary entries, however, just might shine a little light onto the feelings that Twilight starts to feel for her friend after spending a little more time than usual by her side.

An Applejack x Twilight Sparkle story, also my first fic. Definitely a work in progress, but I hope you enjoy it as more comes along!

Rated Teen, as there just might be some interesting romantic scenes further into Twilight's diary... (though nothing graphic/involving sex)

(Cover art made by toastwaffle93 on dA: http://toastwaffle93.deviantart.com/#/d4jnj75 )

Exhausted from their recent escapades in the Rub' al Khali desert, newly retired treasure hunters Nathan Drake and Victor "Sully" Sullivan decide to take a much needed "guy's week out" vacation, but they find themselves in truly uncharted territory when they arrive in the lands of Equestria instead. It honestly wouldn't be that bad, really. Plenty of sun, friendly locals, and oh yeah, a mysterious relic that's eluded adventurers for over a millennium.

What more could a retired treasure hunter want?

**Rated Teen for language and Sullivan's dirty humor**
**Written within the same world as "Engineering an Alicorn."**

Now edited by The11thWonder, Aatxe360, and XorGate!

The title says it all. Must I really need to explain more? I guess I do because it says I have to.

Basically I took the most unbelievably corny and cheesy ideas that I have actually seen in My Little Pony shipping fics and placed them all into a one-shot romance.

Please, do not take this seriously.