Princess Luna has only just arrived from her thousand year sentence in the moon, and she is new to all forms of technology.

But such a thing as a shower could never best the princess of the Night.... Or could it?

Cover art by JohnJoseco

We all know and love the Element of Kindness known as Fluttershy. We know that she is an animal care taker and one of the six Elements of Harmony, and we love her for her incredible shyness and extreme cuteness. But are there darker elements behind that pink mane of her? For all we know, she could be a former mafia boss.

[Second person fiction between you and Luna]This story is a more realistic take on a pony X royal sister fiction in the sense of how it would actually happen. After a spell cast by Princess Celestia goes awry.....you, a simple brony, have been sent directly to Equestria. No, no instant cutie marks or instant shipping is in this fiction. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. However, if you don't like human in Equestria stories OR steamy scenes, then stay away from this fiction. Simple as that.

This is a tragic tale of two misunderstood ponies. Two ponies who were judged solely on their social status, and as such, doomed to an impossible relationship. Twilight Sparkle, a party animal with no regard for the troubles of the world, and Pinkie Pie, an inquisitive bookworm with a burning desire for knowledge. Will these two ponies ever transcend society and finally embrace each other, or will society trample on their efforts?

Oh, and there's also a toaster involved in there somewhere.

Pinkie Pie's search for a super prank turns out to have far-reaching ramifications!

It's funny what you remember from your foalhood. What I remember is moving a lot. What I also remember is Derpy.

This is (loosely) based on something I saw in real life, or at least the characters are. Just a short, simple story.

Everyone knows Fluttershy, the little timid cream-coated Pegasus you see running from almost anything. A pretty harmless pony in anyone's eyes, right? But that's not the case. Fluttershy has a favorite pastime that she keeps hidden from the world. Something that completely contradicts her personality. Something that all of the ponies on the internet fear and hate. But she isn't all that bad, is she? Guys?

After some pressure from her sister, Princess Luna decides to join up for a dating website in order to meet a nice pony and settle down. Who she finds, however, has more in common with her than you would think.

Teen for sexual themes and a bit of adult humour.

Contains a large portion of ridiculousness and shenanigans. Caution is advised.

Artwork by the wonderfully talented dishwasher1910 on DeviantArt.

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Octavia Philharmonica is a desperate mare. Her involvement in the ill-fated "pony pokey" at the prestigious Grand Galloping Gala has left her blacklisted among the elite of Canterlot who form her clientele. Faced with the possibility of being evicted from her apartment for inability to pay rent she decides to take a temporary job at a local nightclub. Of course, she's never set hoof in a club before and has no idea what she's getting involved in . . .

[2nd Person Perspective]

Working as a waiter at Canterlot's various social gatherings is a nice job. Especially since you began chatting with the cello player of the usual quartet, Octavia. You've gotten to know a lot about her, but one night there seems to be something on her mind. You offer her a drink to ease her nerves and you bring your glasses together in cheers.

Next thing you know, you wake up in a strange hotel room in a town you've never been to next to a certain gray mare.

Art by John Joseco