You're a human who settled into Ponyville with much ease - more so than you anticipated. Not like you're questioning it, though. Around a month later, you've adjusted well into the pony-filled society, made friends with a few of them, and even decided to create a garden; something you never even considered back home. You smile brightly as you water your flowers and wave at anyone who greets you.
It's really as perfect as you can imagine here.
Until Twilight Sparkle comes to your house to ask you a few questions. You don't really like any of them.
Story for the Most Dangerous Game Contest. Also an experiment for me because I've never done a story like this. (... does it show? Probably)