Pinkie Pie learns a new word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'. No, it's not firetruck.

How will she use this new word? Let's find out.

Sweetie Belle gets curious about where babies come from, so she confronts Rarity about it.

Twilight has invented a new spell to help Applejack out of a crisis at the acres by growing apple trees very quickly. When she tries to show her friends this new spell she manages to put herself and Pinkie Pie in Limbo, a stasis like existence outside the space time continuum...
Discontinued, simply because I did one of the biggest mistakes an author can do, Did not plan the plot through before. (and I totally lost all feel for this one when ''Its About Time'' episode introduced time travel spells :(

Rainbow Dash has vanished! To save her, Scootaloo must confront her fears and sail to the land where dreams are made...

Six stars on Equestria Daily!

In the year 2745, humanity's grasp of the sciences has advanced to an almost unfathomable level. Sub-space matter transfer technology grants almost instant access to countless worlds across thousands of light years. These advanced machines are not without their limits. The vast energies which constantly course through them put immense strain on their inner workings, and it is your job as a highly trained maintenance tech to fix what breaks. On your way to a typical repair job things take a turn for the decidedly weird, and you suddenly find yourself thrown into a world both familiar and alien. Will you ever learn the cause of your displacement, or will you be forever subject to the whims of this strange new world?

One thing does become quickly apparent. The citizens of your new home are frightened to learn of your species' carnivorous ancestry, the signs of which are made painfully obvious with every toothy grin. What's a pony to do when these ancient surges of primal fear sow a quickly growing seed of carnal need? A tumultuous avalanche of the deliciously devious awaits.

Dark. Cold. Alone. Helpless. It's all she felt. It's all she ever felt now. The triumphant Vinyl Scratch meets her low point as she encounters a human -- who is not what she expected.
In this tale of Human Vs Pony, Vinyl is faced with a month of hardship with a human who absolutely hates her, and seems like he'll never accept her.
Will Vinyl crack under his turmoil? Or will she prevail?
Time will tell.

(Note: I changed the 'Everyone' rating to 'Teen' because I'm putting a lot of mature themes in it.)

Contains:
Abuse
Blood
Soft-core Rape

Author's Note:
I deleted the old version of this due to a thankful and helpful comment from a special someone. Thanks so much for giving me the idea of changing the story a lot. I couldn't agree more with you.

The foreground ( Vinyl' Scratch's head) belongs to UP1TER at:
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=vinyl+scratch#/d4qdf70

Thanks UP1TER!

Every week, in secrecy, Scootaloo goes to her parent's house. She's afraid of other ponies finding out because her parents are rather... strange. But maybe things aren't as they seem, as her parents are about to tell her something that can turn her entire world upside down...

After the disastrous invasion of Canterlot, an injured changeling wakes up near a small cottage and is quickly discovered by two of the last ponies she ever wanted to see. Now, with the help of her new "friends," she has to remain undetected in a town high on changeling hysteria that would not hesitate to throw her in the Canterlot dungeons should her true nature be revealed.

Simple, right?

Too bad she couldn't have picked a worse form to stay inconspicuous...

Many thanks to ZuTheSkunk for the cover image!

==Originally written Fall 2011== Equestria Daily Post==
After a long day of ruling Equestria, the Royal Sisters need a chance to unwind. Luna's solution is a few glasses of her once famous Moonshine, a drink distilled from moonlight. Celestia has been sober for a thousand years, but the temptation to have "just one" glass proves too great. Yet, when that one glass turns into several, it's Twilight who will have to deal with the princesses when they’re drunk off their flanks.

My name is Gilda. I used to be a Griffon warrior, until I got banished.

When you're banished, you've got nothing. No clan, no funding, no gold watch and friendly job reference. You're stuck wherever the Griffon clans aren't.

You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone still talking to you. A speed-freak ex-marefriend. A megalomaniac illusionist working as a middlemare for the EIS.

Family too, if you're desperate.

Bottom line is, as long as you're banished, you're not going anywhere