"It's called 'Shh'," said Fluttershy. "It's a game about who can be quiet the longest. Sound fun? I'm the world champion."

Fluttershy is not a pony who makes things up. She really is the world champion of "Shh," or The Quiet Game. And now it's time for her to defend her crown, with Twilight Sparkle and Rarity along for the ride.

Spike gets a can of old Spice. He then proceeds to destroy the country. All explanation needed.

(READ ALL OF THIS) You have been given the Human's Guide to Life if Equestria. By some odd series of events you have come to this wonderful land of talking ponies. But a lot of you can't just jump into it without a little knowledge of your new home. Also you haven't been given this book, more like you have been forced to read every last word by Princess Celestia herself. But this is not a normal guide, no. This is a story, a story about you! In this we will cover, love and mating, your new self, settlement and careers, and many more things. So don't panic, because OMG THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

(Please I hold nothing against humanity, or HiE stories, I love each and every one of them. In fact I'm giving them each a big shoutout for inspiring me. This is my second fanfic, and I just did it for the pure enjoyment of writing. It is roughly based off the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I will update occasionally and I will finish it.)

(Rated Teen for: Some sexual references, crude humor, and mild goofiness, and a teeny tiny bit of swearing. And fourth wall breaking. )

And this also a Guide, not a Manual.

Equestria's in trouble.
Discord is on the loose.
The six friends have been separated once again.
Equestria needs a hero.
It got you instead.

Picture by the ever-so-awesome Page Turner.

Spike goes to court to become the new Rainbow Dash.
...
No, really.

The speaking of rhymes. Zecora has never spoken without rhyme, but... what happens when she can't rhyme?

Blueblood needs to learn some humility. With the help of Celestia and a few "friends" he will learn his lesson, whether he wants to or not.

Seriously, a lot.

(Now with a Spanish translation by the generous SPANIARD KIWI!)

The Great and Powerful Trixie has always had one goal: To be recognised as the great and powerful magician that she is. Especially by one particular Unicorn.

But one day, Trixie loses all of her memories, and is found injured by Fluttershy. Twilight decides to help Trixie on her road to recovery, and thus Trixie's new life in Ponyville begins.

There is a lot to teach Trixie, but with the friendship of Twilight and the rest of Ponyville, the road to recovery should be a happy one...At least, that's the hope.

Princess Luna wants to thank the mane six for all they've done for her by setting up blind dates for all of them. And the best part? There's no way it could possibly go wrong.

Right?