You smash through the door to the kitchen.
“I hate that door!” Pinkie Pie shouts.
You whip out your trusty keytar, a handy instrument you always carry with you. You’ve always scoffed at your foolish friends who learned how to play the piano instead. The keytar is a far harder instrument to master! After all, you need to STAND to play the keytar!
What’s that? You’re wondering why you were carrying a keytar this entire time, and why it was never mentioned before?
Well don’t ask me, you’re the one carrying the damned thing around.
Anyway, you turn the power on; there’s a soft hum, which you aren’t sure is normal for a keytar. Pinkie gives you an incredulous look. “I hate music!” she shouts.
“Well, Pinkie,” You give her what you believe to be a charming smile. "You better prepare yourself, cause I've got the key to your heart right here!"
What song are you going to play to sooth this savage beast!?
> “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5
> “Friday” by Rebecca Black
> "Canvas Bags” by Tim Minchin