It’s time you show Discord who wears the pants around here!
“Twilight!” you shout, walking proudly up to the library’s force field.
You hear the sound of a door opening, and Twilight appears at the entrance. “Did you do it?” she asks, eager for the news that you bring. “Did you save all my friends? Can we stop Discord?”
“Well…” you begin (answer honestly, else the mighty gods of FanFiction shalt strike thee down).
> “I have succeeded in this mighty quest! All your friends have been saved thanks to me!”
> “Oh, uh… right. I may have missed a friend. Or two.”
> “If I was to hypothetically say that I haven’t saved a single one, how would you react?”
Couldn't save any ponies maybe I can "persuade" Discord to surrender!
It only took 3 kittens to get everyone together
I committed a kitten genocide just to see what could have been. I can only sleep thanks to the knowledge that in the new timeline I have yet to kill said kittens. Yet.
I... i uh... i may have killed about 23 kittens (yes i kept score) but... i've saved everyone!
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Greater Good, right Twilight?
I want to click the other options just to see what they say...
I'm surprised my ass didn't put kittens on the endangered species list
Shoo, victory is mine.
Here should be an option about kittens. I murdered a ton of them.
Wait...if I go back in time by using a kitten, doesn't that mean the kitten will still be alive? So I only killed one kitten! Yes!
6 kittens
Resh 2
Log 34:
I saved everyone. No kittens required.