All Dante ever wanted to do was lay back, relax, and - eventually - open and run his devil hunting business. He certainly never wanted to get involved in anything regarding the fate of multiple worlds, power hungry demon lords, insane cultists, and certainly not parenthood.

But then he got a party invitation from his brother...and on the way to the party, he found a tiny orange pony, who proves despite physics to be far more than a handful.
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Part of the PWNY-verse.

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In an alternate ending, both Naruto and Sasuke die in their final battle. For a second chance and a desperate attempt to rebuild a broken bond, Naruto and Sasuke are both turned into ponies and sent to Ponyville where they must re-learn the Magic of Friendship.
Rated T: mild cussing