Celestium is a miraculous gas. Two neutrons. Two protons. Two electrons. And at least one thaumaton. With it, airships fly.

And so does one clever unicorn colt.

Flying is a cinch.

Landing? Not so much.

An entry in the Weedverse.

Twilight breaks into Starlight’s room to figure out why she locked it.

Now she’s in, and regretting every second of it.

Reading by Steven1992 and Scribbler!

Discord was never one to notice small things, at least if it didn't involve him (or if it was something he couldn't use to tease somepony else about), but when it came to Fluttershy, he noticed even the slightest details.

So, one night, he takes an unusual interest in the contents of Fluttershy's fridge; or rather, the lack of a specific content. It seems like nothing, but when Fluttershy stutters upon answering, he feels like he's discovered something good, and he won't give in until he finds out.

Featured 1/27/17 - 1/31/17

Slendermare is a mare of many talents. She can teleport, speak without a mouth, see without eyes, and can create tendrils from her back.
One thing she doesn't have is a face. Or a tolerance for pesky floating boxes invading her forest.

Hello there user. This is an ask fic. The upload rate depends on how many asks I get. If I get no asks or not enough, I will drop the idea of this being an ask fic and will make it a regular fanfiction. Also looking for a cheap art commission. By cheap I mean free because I am flat broke.

Stripped of my humanity, torn from my world and procedurally trained into the perfect lapdog by a deranged madman.

Mad pony, I guess, although I hardly see how thats any better.

A thousand years have passed in the blink of an eye...

Are we... free?

For as long as the citizens of Ponyville had been graced with the presence of the apelien menace known as "Humans" they have wondered why they bothered wearing clothes. Today they learn.

A stupid idea that I had a couple of days ago. Thanks to Ephemeral and various Anons for editing.

"Shining? You think Mom and Dad might've been kidnapped by ninjas?" Twilight Sparkle nervously asked her brother.

"Looks like it," Shining told his sister openly. "Why else would they be so late?"

Thus began the night of a thousand fibs.

Ponyville's premiere prankster pair, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, are faced with a dilemma as the April Fools' day approaches. Can they come up with a joke to top all the jokes they've pulled in previous years? Will Pinkie's rapidly expanding waistline cause a rift between the friends, and who's going to take responsibility? Why is Fluttershy, of all ponies, so disapproving of the situation?

When the guards find a foal crying in the city streets, they bring him to Celestia's attention. Soon after, It becomes apparent he has fallen through every crack in Equestria's society. Feeling she has failed the colt, Celestia takes him into her own home.

Special thanks to my editors: ersmiller and Rinnaul and to my comrades in crazy ideas Exelzior and BionicBrony.

Apple Bloom asks Granny Smith where foals come from.
Granny Smith tells her a rather strange story.