What would you do if you woke up one day to find an Alicorn Princess Goddess passed out drunk on your doorstep, unable to be awoken? Rainbow Dash certainly has her hooves full with this one. How is she going to handle this??

It is once again cider season in Ponyville, but something is different. Berry Punch has already bought the first day's cider stock to use in her newest drink down at her bar, The Tipsy Trough. Needless to say, Rainbow Dash is not amused.
By the time she gets there, it's already been used to make beverages for the bar. So not a single drop of pure cider is left until tomorrow.
Will Rainbow Dash wait for tomorrow and hope to get the cider she craves? Or will she throw caution to the wind and try an alcoholic version instead?
With a title like this, is the question even worth asking? :P

More characters MIGHT be added as the story continues. Including OCs with MINOR roles.

Rated teen for alcohol use/references, and mild sexual themes later on.

Current cover image is a placeholder until the actual one is done.

Captain Rainbow Dash of the Wonderbolts.
Has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
Certainly her dream job.
Well, dreams and reality are two very different things.

Especially when our newly minted captain has to deal with an empty roster, budget cuts, the first non-pegasi cadets, and the pressure of finding out your best friend is now your boss, let alone a princess.

If that weren’t enough to make her quit, her three wing commanders might. Cloud Kicker is a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen; Surprise makes no sense; and Lightning Dust is, well, Lightning Dust.

Meanwhile, Scootaloo arrives at the academy, ready and raring to prove she’s got what it takes to be an elite flyer. Pressure mounts as Scootaloo aims to make her hero proud.

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Editors: ping111
NotMurphy
Georg

Thanks for pre-reading go to:
John Perry
Distaff Pope
SolidFire
nygiants93
Eakin

Cover art used with permission by GSphere