First World Author Problems · 10:45pm
Cataloging the suffering of all us poor writers with thousands of followers.
"My story was only in the feature box for three days? Didn't anyone like it?"
"God, I hate that one tiny pixel of red in the likes-dislikes ratio."
"It's so awful to reply to all your comments, refresh the page, and find that fifteen more have been added in the last five minutes."
"I'm so well-established that the top ten entries in my story box never change. It's getting so repetitive."
"Would the EQD pre-readers please stop spamming me with e-mails telling me my story's been accepted?"
Any I forgot? Add them to the comments or do a blog entry of your own! If two or three of us do I'm sure we'll reach at least half the readers on the site.