Watching

861 members follow JohnPerry

JohnPerry follows 42 members

Too Hilarious For Me To Have Written

  • Records of an Academy Disaster Spitfire is apparently the only thing standing between the Wonderbolt Academy and total chaos. Temporary Captain Fleetfoot is not Spitfire. by Fahrenheit 9,277 words · 1,768 views · 301 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Moonlight Palaver Upon Nightmare Moon's return, the leaders of other nations gather to discuss the situation. They're not especially happy about it. by Carabas 6,851 words · 4,723 views · 616 likes · 7 dislikes
  • An Outsider's Perspective An outsider looks for friendship and happiness among the citizens of Ponyville. by Kavonde 5,475 words · 3,171 views · 465 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Nineteen Neighty-Four 1984 pony style! by Blueshift 8,346 words · 11,690 views · 937 likes · 12 dislikes
  • The Mailmare Derpy Hooves attends the annual magic users convention in Canterlot. by theamberfox 56,722 words · 11,683 views · 230 likes · 14 dislikes

Too Brilliant For Me To Have Written

  • In the Place the Wild Horses Sleep Young Mia is determined to run with wild horses, and nothing is going to stop her. Not her mother. Not even magical talking ponies... by Lucky Dreams 2,814 words · 2,434 views · 338 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Promised Land Twilight Sparkle has walked the wastelands for a very long time, but now, at last, he has reached the end of his journey. He only hopes now that the gods will listen to his prayers, and finally allow him a good place to die. by Obselescence 7,054 words · 4,978 views · 795 likes · 20 dislikes
  • When the Levee Breaks Daring Do returns home one final time. by Cynewulf 6,581 words · 1,777 views · 211 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Mandatory Fun Cheese Sandwich dons the Alicorn Amulet, and Equestria trembles. by FanOfMostEverything 2,650 words · 4,662 views · 651 likes · 19 dislikes

My Best Stuff

  • The Wreck A.K. Yearling is haunted by dreams of a shipwreck... by JohnPerry 13,126 words · 994 views · 139 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Go West, Young Mare An older Daring Do, restless and pensive, is called out west by a figure from her past. by JohnPerry 10,180 words · 911 views · 98 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Maybe Some ponies never change. Prince Blueblood is one of them. by JohnPerry 7,812 words · 3,592 views · 305 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Do Changelings Dream of Herding Sheep? Daring Do ventures into the desert chasing changelings, but uncovers a dark secret... by JohnPerry 11,720 words · 11,078 views · 207 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Final Quest of Star Swirl the Bearded The last journey of an unusual wizard and the role he played in the founding of Equestria. by JohnPerry 64,492 words · 3,481 views · 206 likes · 2 dislikes
Jul
14th
2015

I'm sorry, ponies · 8:30pm

I've...

I've been unfaithful.

You see, I... I've been seeing another cartoon.

And it's very serious between us right now.

Read More
Report JohnPerry · 539 views ·
  • Viewing 87 - 91 of 91
#91 · 7w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1856652 Oh, Jesus H. Christ...

And this is why John Perrys can never have nice things. There's too many of us for our own good.

#90 · 7w, 3d ago · · ·

This would be a really good time to post something telling people that you're not that John Perry.

#89 · 17w, 21h ago · · ·

>>1747028

Yeah, to be honest, I only remembered seeing him in a middle shot, from the chest up, on a terrible stuttering stream. In a long shot like that, the resemblance isn't quite as strong.

#88 · 17w, 21h ago · · ·

>>1747019 Oh yeah, I see the resemblance... although he does seem to be a unicorn and lacks my delightfully red hooves. :derpytongue2:

  • Viewing 87 - 91 of 91
Login or register to comment