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Perry's Lament · 7:24am

For all my life, all I've wanted to be

Was pony famous and fancy free

But maybe I was wrong

And John Perry shouldn't review fics at all

I'll try to get up on my feet

And try a different tack

I'll find something new to see

There's gotta be more to me than reading a story or three

I shut away my Suffer series, and all the SQUIDs left quietly

The blog is all done, now what is left for me?

For me...

Oh, I remember this one: my first Suffer post ever. Boy, I didn’t know what I was getting into! And that's the one where I came up with SQUIDs! I still get asked about that one sometimes. Oh, and look at this one! I think I made all the Spike fans mad that day, hee hee hee! Ah, the box sure was something, especially once I got into it!

Oh, look at these happy moments

All the stories that I have shown!

I made them laugh, left them aghast

And sometimes made them groan

They loved seeing me, the real Perry

Show them a side of this site like they've never known!

Like they've never knooo-oooo-oooown!

I've got to get back out there, and show them some merry

For there's only one great fic reviewer — that is John Perry!*

Won't let that dumb box beat me, won't let it slow me down

For I am Perry, the bestest fic reviewer a-roooooound!*

* I mean, you know, except for Chris, Present Perfect, Bradel, horizon, any of Seattle's Angels, just about any of the Equestria Daily pre-readers, Obselescence once he gets around to starting a review series, Paul from marketing, that guy from class who does the thing with his nose...

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#82 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1706789 Thank you for the marvelous entry! :twilightsmile:

Ah, thanks for reminding me! I added some subscription options to Your Future Sucks; they're in the sidebar now.

#81 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

Thanks for being a judge for the MMDG contest!

And, wow, you put a lot of work into yourfuturesucks, which I'd subscribe to if I could find the RSS feed for it.

#80 · 4w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1689251 Consider it a kudos from another fan of The Man in the High Castle. :raritywink:

#79 · 4w, 2d ago · · ·

Ah, I remember the days I spent trawling through the "John Perry Suffers" backlog, little knowing one day you would be watching me. :ajsmug:

#78 · 4w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1688544 If anything, I regret not watching you sooner! :pinkiehappy:

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