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User ID: 1,652
Registered: 3rd Oct 2011
Last Seen: 3h, 54m ago
Story views: 62,174

(Big thanks to DiveBomb for the sweet avatar!)

I am a recent college graduate with an insane love for all things pony.  And yes, John Perry is my real name, for lack of a creative handle.

My favorite genres here are comedy and slice of life, but I also like the occasional epic adventure or sad fic. Shipping and grimdark are really the only things I generally dislike, mostly due to the fact that they're the hardest for people to do right.

More People Ought to Read These Stories

[Adventure]
Six stars on EQD! To save Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo must confront her fears and sail to the land where dreams are made...
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[Sad]
Daring Do returns home one final time.
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[Dark] [Adventure]
What secrets of old Equestria hide in the deep woods and upon the silent shore?
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[Dark] [Slice of Life]
A series of notes sent to a young changeling in the field by her superior.
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[Slice of Life]
Dinner with Daring Do and her mother.
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And You Can't Go Wrong With These

[Comedy]
When Dash makes Spike bet on this year's Sisterhooves Social, she's sure she can't lose... right?
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[Comedy]
Surely the End of Equestria. Lock the cupboards and barricade the fridge! It's the Royal Diet!
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]
Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop
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[Comedy] [Crossover] [Alternate Universe]
1984 pony style!
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[Comedy]
Derpy Hooves attends the annual magic users convention in Canterlot.
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500 · 6:31am

Holy cow, you guys are awesome. I mean... wow. Just... wow.

Five hundred individuals read something of mine and said to themselves "Hey, this guy might be worth keeping an eye on" before hitting that button next to my name. Five. Hundred. People.

Additionally, sometime in the last week Mission: Implausible got its 500th thumbs up, making it my first story to do so!

I feel the need to mark the occasion somehow! I mean... 500 is a big number. A really big number! There aren't even 500 countries in the world. Or 500 days in a year.

500 years ago was the first time a European was definitely known to have sighted what would become the United States of America.

Only twenty-five people in the history of major league baseball have hit more than 500 home runs.

If you took each of my 500 followers and laid them end-to-end you would get... um... a really long line of people! More importantly, it would beg the question, why the heck are all my followers laying down end-to-end?

Hell, 500 dollars is still larger than the single biggest paycheck I've made (which isn't saying much, since I'm still in school, but still...)!

This is special. So how should I mark this occasion? Well, how about I give you an oh-so rare glimpse at my actual face?

Well, at least what you can see of my face underneath my long hair and my silly attempt at celebrating the occasion.

So thank you all for your interest, your readership, your proofreading requests, your faves, your comments, your awesomeness, and your love. You make every day in this fandom fantastic and an absolute joy for me.

Peace!

JohnPerry · 109 views

The Mission: Implausible Series!

[Comedy] [Adventure]
Octavia and Vinyl Scratch: Musicians and secret agents.
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[Adventure]
Secret agents Vinyl and Octavia reunite to tackle a threat to Canterlot.
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[Comedy] [Adventure]
Secret agents Vinyl Scratch and Octavia find themselves locked in an epic struggle against a ruthless group of outlaws in the wild west.
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[Adventure]
An incident in a Manehattan theater quickly draws secret agents Vinyl Scratch and Octavia into a hunt for a strange killer.
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Some Other Comedic Works By Me

[Comedy]
What should be a simple overnight ride turns into a three day trip from hell.
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[Comedy] [Random]
Banded together from the remote regions of Equestria, the Legion of Gloom seeks to harm the Mane 6!
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
A parody of 'A Christmas Carol' set in Ponyville, naturally.
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My More Serious Works

[Adventure]
The last journey of an unusual wizard and the role he played in the founding of Equestria.
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[Dark]
Daring Do ventures into the desert chasing changelings, but uncovers a dark secret...
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[Slice of Life]
At a rest stop on her way to Appleloosa, Twilight Sparkle has a rare moment to reflect...
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Comments

#499443 · 1d, 5h ago · · ·
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Welcome to Equestria Divided. I hope you have fun with us.

#462209 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·
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*follows everywhere* *watches him look back at last* Don't worry; I'm just insane! :pinkiecrazy:

#429677 · 5w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>428177

I think that says something about your work that when to people see that picture the first thing that went through their minds was "this needs to be a mission implausible story."

#428177 · 5w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>428135 You're the second person to send me that. :rainbowlaugh: It is pretty flipping awesome!

#428135 · 5w, 1d ago · · ·
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Hey john, I think I just found the cover art/premise of your next M.I. story. [Link]

#426592 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>426583 I didn't just see it, I did a blog post about it!

#426583 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·
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Say, have you seen this video?

I totally choose to believe that it takes place in the Mission: Implausible 'verse. It's so freaking awesome.

:rainbowkiss:

#418011 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·
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Ah, these Vinyl/Octy secret agent stories a so full of win. Quite possibly the most entertaining fiction I've read in a while.

#410204 · 6w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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>>410189 Adding further proof that Octavia and Vinyl are simply the most bad-ass of ponies. There's no point in questioning it any more.

#410189 · 6w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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Sir, I believe I have found inspiration for your next story

http://b-rae.deviantart.com/art/Mares-in-Black-Equestrian-Defenders-363152726?q=favby%3Akeinzantezuken%2F44419493&qo=28

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