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Sep
3rd
2015

So, earlier this evening we were having some internet troubles in our house. At the time, my siblings and I had been watching Netflix, which abruptly ended with the loss of the internet signal. In that moment, as we were scrolling through Netflix menus waiting to see if the signal would come back, we made an interesting discovery: apparently, the name and image of a program loads at a different rate than the description of said program.

And that's when this came up on our television screen:

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#94 · 2w, 22h ago · 1 · ·

Before I forget:

An actual SQUID

#93 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1938022 Fantastic.

#91 · 11w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1856652 Oh, Jesus H. Christ...

And this is why John Perrys can never have nice things. There's too many of us for our own good.

#90 · 11w, 6d ago · · ·

This would be a really good time to post something telling people that you're not that John Perry.

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