When a well-known writer in Equestria asks Twilight to read his latest work, what kind of reactions will she have to it?

Welcome. This, my friends, is what you get when I have about an hour of free time and it's the 600th Thread landmark for AiE over on /mlp/.

Enjoy.

Very lightly edited for your viewing pleasure; I wanted to keep to the feeling of the original version as much as possible.

UPDATE: A live reading by Flutterpriest and Anonpencil with me in the call.

Luna has a problem. She's spent all of her royal allowance, and she wants to go shopping! What's a mare to do? Ask her older sister of course! But when she is shot down for her own idea, Celestia decides that if Luna's going to get some extra bits, she's gotta earn it.

And so, Luna's going to have to clean out a vault filled to the brim with a thousand years worth of tributary gifts. Gifts she didn't ask for, or know she had, or even want! What will she do? Well, when you need bits, you do as the ponies do. Roll up your figurative sleeves and get to work!

(Based on a dream I had. Yeah, I'm a strange one.)

After arriving at the outskirts of a place called Ponyville through reasons you don't understand, you are quickly set upon by the local welcoming committee — a bright pink pony whose idea of a welcome is attempting to murder you with cuddles.

How are you going to get out of this one?

AUTHORS NOTES

My response to the sudden influx of cuddle-fics. It is not to be taken seriously (especially the ending).

Yes, it's tagged as Second Person, but 'You' have a name (and it isn't Anon).

I regret nothing. Rated Teen for one use of strong language. Also, Pinkie might be a little bit OOC.

Cover image cropped from 'Pinkie Simulator' by doubleWbrothers. See Source for link.

(dis)Like what you read? Tell me why! ~Super

A racist blue showmare walks into a psychiatrist's office and spills her mind. Luna wishes there was a punchline.

Takes place before season 2

WARNING: RANDOM! Do not read if randomness is not your cup of tea.
An hour and a half speed write, because sometimes it does a person well to write silly things.

The first of four stories in the Dr. Luna Moon the Suffering Psychiatrist Series
-Trixie Complains About Random $#!%
-Bon Bon Thinks Griffons Aren't Real
-Celestia Has a Questionable Infatuation With Her Niece's Coltfriend, Who's Also Her Apprentice's Brother, Not to Mention Captain of the Royal Guard
-All Things Must Pass, Including Kidney Stones

Chris Hansen has taken down the worst sex offenders in human history, but that hasn't prepared him for what lies next.

An alien world... home of the most dangerous, most prolific, and sexiest predator alive.

Princess Celestia.

Is this just another day in the job, or has Chris Hansen finally met his match and one true love?

Discord, being the curious Spirit of Chaos he is, decides to bring in Jesus to explain what exactly Easter means. The answer is more surprising than you'd think.

Yes, a story about Jesus, chill out and roll with it.

A cartoon pony named Twilight Sparkle visits me every other Friday night. Normally she just raids my fridge, questions my life choices, and forces me to watch her show. Tonight something is different. Has she always had wings?

Fair warning: Twilight’s views on her own fandom's creations aren’t exactly positive.

Cover art generously provided by statoose
Reading by CaptainBron3y
Reading by NovekBrony
Reading by Natetrix
Chinese Translation by Comradash
This story is approved by Luna's Fanfiction Library

The story continues in the sequel

What are the chances your favorite pony was secretly a changeling all along?

Yeah, probably about one in one.

WonderZone ("it's where foals gotta go!") is only the most awesome arcade in the world. Just ask Rainbow Dash, age 6. Its the sort of place you long to be growing up.

Some fillies would be content with ten minutes, fifteen, twenty. But all that Rainbow Dash wants - and all that she's getting - is another hour in the ball pit.

Princess Twilight invites ponies of Ponyville to her new castle to try and put them at ease that she hasn't changed.
What better way to do that then with a friendly game of scrabble?

Inviting Lyra may not have been the best idea however.

Rated Teen for immature attempts at humor.