Rainbow Dash takes Tank out on their morning flight.

But did someone call a plumber?

Set at the end of "Testing Testing 1, 2, 3", Pinkie picks up on Rainbow's ability to learn while she's flying. Of course this gives her a kinky idea.
This one's for a fan of my other story, Evil Enchantress, which I didn't really like but he did. So I decided to fill my head full of clop and write down the best bits.
Contains mind control and implied sex.

Vinyl Scratch is fast becoming one of the more popular musicians on the scene. Finding this odd, the Royal Guard sends Angel Grace to investigate the unicorn and determine if she is using hypnosis to boost her popularity. She was prepared for nearly anything, but the truth behind the DJs rise to fame turns out to be more surprising than she thought.

This was initially a quickie I wrote for fun, but it turned out better than I thought it would. It's still unedited, so I may come back some time and clean it up a bit more.

Also I guess it's dark, so...there.

This story is a sequel to Discord's Assistant

Discord is sick of his human assistant. Too crazy. Even for him, but hey, not his problem any more. Princess Celestia might have a way to deal with him. He's not going to terrorize everypony....right?

"This is the PERFECT THING to read at midnight!" -Dream Seeker
"WHAT ARE YOU ON AND CAN I GET SOME." -Disconcerted
"This has to be the greatest thing I've ever read." -Azurus

A lot of people demanded a sequel, so here it is! I want to thank everyone who helped me. Without you guys I doubt I could have done it.

Proofreading done by SteelxPaladin

Smiling, carefree parasprites now roam the gilded corridors of Canterlot Castle, and not a single pony can be found. Celestia and Luna have temporarily abandoned and quarantined the premises, staying elsewhere while they argue over the best method to go about removing the adorable trash that has infested their home. Unfortunately, parasprites are not the only intrusive thing that have now taken up a presence in the castle during the sisters' brief absence.

Inexplicably teleported in from the sheer amount of valuable possessions being left unguarded, the Norsemen have arrived.

It's had a day since Twilight Sparkle and her friend's had defeated Tirek, the latest foe to threaten their home, and she couldn't be happier...until a pony appears before her with wishes to speak to her about something important. Unfortunately for the young princess, this meeting may leave her with a bad taste in her mouth. But maybe, just maybe another princess may put to ease whatever tension the new princess might have. She might also learn how to put up with snobs you can't see past their own muzzles.

Silver Spoon is a grey filly with a braided mane who has a preference for wearing glasses. Despite having exceptional grades she is constantly getting in trouble along with another filly named Diamond Tiara.
She is the best friend of Diamond Tiara, a filly that not many ponies can claim to actually like. They are very close and even live in the same house.
Silver Spoon isn't actually a pony, nor is she technically alive.
And to a certain child, that fact could not matter in any less.

Special Thanks to SunX and Espeon_in_the_morning for their services.
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Where does Discord go to get away from it all?
Why, he goes to a place of nothingness where he can sit and talk to himself for hours on end without one second going by in his world.

What's with that look? It's perfectly sane. He brings a chair of course.

Why pass the time doing something productive like studying or building homes for the impoverished when you can hit your sibling with food?

It finally happened as Twilight always knew it would. The first of her friends had died. The Element of Loyalty too. Not loyal enough to stick around. No, that was the depression talking.

And the lack of sleep. Something was prowling the halls of her castle at night and, for some reason, she was the only pony that ever heard it; although, one guard did mention something strange happening to the lighting once.

It could not be ghosts. Their very concept made no sense. Intangible yet able to hear? What a contradiction.

But just in case…