This story is a sequel to Discord's Assistant
Discord is sick of his human assistant. Too crazy. Even for him, but hey, not his problem any more. Princess Celestia might have a way to deal with him. He's not going to terrorize everypony....right?
"This is the PERFECT THING to read at midnight!" -Dream Seeker
"WHAT ARE YOU ON AND CAN I GET SOME." -Disconcerted
"This has to be the greatest thing I've ever read." -Azurus
A lot of people demanded a sequel, so here it is! I want to thank everyone who helped me. Without you guys I doubt I could have done it.
Proofreading done by SteelxPaladin
Chapters (1)
I NEED MOAR!!
When i grow up i wanna go to the moon!
Why wait?! *Whump*
Aaaaah
lol i'm surprised he didn't destroy the moon. maybe that can be the sequel!
this sequel need another sequel, maybe something where he saves equestria?
i cried during this. You are one of the few who can make me cry of laughter.
Nothing is sacred
You sure about that?
If you glance at my current avatar picture, I'm sure you can figure out what I was assuming this line was talking about... Unforgivable!!
Maybe it's because I'm actually awake this time, but the sheer random of this story has managed to defeat my brain. Well done.
Oh god, it's even funnier than the first one.
Kyler...You must...Give me...More!
Mmmmoooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee
Please.
I smell the color Pi, therefore, I choose option number b.
Moar!
Have you charged the fish yet? The stinky banana of justice never sleeps! Now come we ride to Mordor for doors!} Why doors? someone had the misfortune to ask. { Why because they have many doors! Why do you think it's called Mordor?
This should be a series!
5008662 I was actually discussing this with a friend.
this has to be the greatest thing I've ever read.
normally i hate twerking, but just once i would put that hate aside just to see this greatness
5008716 *HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL*
$10 says this human was Deadpool...
WHAT ARE YOU ON AND CAN I GET SOME
5008916 Sounds about right. This is about as Chaotic Stupid as it gets.
Some part of me still enjoyed this, though, namely the part of my brain usually reserved for if I ever get horribly shitfaced. So, yeah, a fun read! Keep it up, midashguy!
5009040 Thanks!
I know who that is! It Sheogorath!
*slow clap*
. . .
My god... I don't even... This is too damn funny!
First Discord, Then Celestia, Who will be the next victim of this Convoluted Concoction of Deadpool, Richard, Sheogorath, Discord, and Kefka?
5010253 I'm....planning.
Wait and see.
*dinisaur noises* - that reminds me Jim Kerry from "A Series of Unfortunate Events"
You know, from the look on Celestia's face in the image, I thought this would include Soul Eater's Excalibur.
I'm sure this will be just as good though.
This story was in perfect harmony with my brain. Most delightful.
Kurva pushka, PSHE!
*dies of wounds inflicted by a polish garbage can turned canon*
5011388 To save people the trouble of looking it up:
5012438
Doesn't really have anything to do with my comment, but I appreciate the Jim Carrey anyway.
I have no idea what the heck that was, but I loved it.
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What Thor said.
It's just too ridiculous, but that makes it good. These stories are the manifestation of 4:30 am.
This. We could weaponised this. Just point it at the bad guy and it attacks like a badger with a chainsaw.
In short, we need more.
This is my kind of crazy.
Well then, that was... interesting.
This makes complete sense.
This is the PERFECT THING to read at midnight!
DAT ending. Well, you did it again...More craziness from favorite kind of crazy human
Sadly that peace was broken by some monkey thing that burst in playing Popeye the Sailor Man on a harmonica while twerking.
I lost my shit when I read this. You sir deserve a medal, or at least a like. I also love the Leroy Jenkins reference. His legend will never die.
I really must become an editor or something like that.
"your" applies to objects as in something belongs to someone, like "this is your vase" or subjects "this is your problem"
What you wanted there is "you're" a short version of "you are".
Sorry i can understand typos or misspelling but something like this hurts my eyes.
5016530 Oops.
HI BAT MAN!!!!
COUNT!!! 1! 2! 3! 4! 72! 973! -5! ~ SQUIGGLY!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!
I am now your problem. You can not get rid of me. Bane says hi to Bat man. The avengers don't need him. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE MATCH THAT BURNS IN THE WATER!!! I AM THE ONE WHO FUCKED GOD AND LIVED!!! I AM YOUR FRIEND!!!!! MUSTACHE!!!!
Quick question.
On a scale of one to ten, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
Now remember, their are only four correct answers, so chose wisely.
Answers.
1:Yes
2:True
3:Elephant
4:False.
My brain is laughing while the rest of me is avocado......red plus purple equals TURTLE!
5017983 I choose number answers
Answers that are numbers are numbered answers? PIE FLAVER!!!!