Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
THE FOAL FREE PRESS
COMEDIAN HAY CLOPPELLE BOOED OFF STAGE IN PONYVILLE
Last night, comedian Hay Cloppelle was ended his show early during his tour stop in Ponyville, when he called up Princess Twilight Sparkle to the stage, when the crowd immediately erupted into jeering and booing.
"I came here to see a comedian, not to see Bitchpants McCrabby get up on stage and, I don't know, ask to be mounted or something. Look me in the eyes and tell me that's not what would have happened," said one attendee to our reporter after the show.
When it was clear the crowds were not going to quiet down, Cloppelle turned to the princess and said "don't worry, that's just the ponies in the 2-bit seats in back."
"Bullshit," said another attendee. "Two bit seats? Give me a fucking break. These tickets were 150 bits each. This moron is making fun of his own fans."
Cloppelle and Sparkle left the stage after four minutes of uninterrupted booing, bringing an abrupt end to the show last night.
"Fuck that royal slut," said Filthy Rich. "Cloppelle told us to make some noise, and that's exactly what we did."
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So clearly I missed a news story. I wonder what "prosecute" did this time.
It actually wouldn't. She's an alicorn princess. She wouldn't ask. Speaking of which:
I wouldn't normally note the phrasing like this (oh who am I kidding, of course I would), but with the last quote, I don't think I had a choice.
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Dave Chappelle brought Elon Musk up on stage at his San Francisco show last night.
It was delightfully disastrous.