Filk is Magic, vol 4

by TwilightSnarkle

88 Lines about 44 Ponies

With apologies to The Nails. Really, guys. I’m sorry. =)

Sweetie was a gentle foal

Who wanted a mark on her end

Scootaloo was rough and tumble

On the same quest with her friends

AppleBloom was AJ’s sis

But had a bow ‘stead of a hat

Rarity raised Sweetie Belle

And owned a psychopathic cat

Twilight was a friendless gal

Who got sent down to Ponyville

Fluttershy, a pegasus

She freaked out when a bird was ill

Pinkie had a special way

Of turning life into a song

Applejack, who couldn’t lie

Was as gentle as she was strong

Zecora was a zebra-type

The ponies were scared of her wrath

Aloe owned a spa in town

And had the ‘poison-joke cure’ bath

Lotus worked there with her sis

Her hoofrubs done with loving care

Miss Mayor called upon her skill

And left a very happy mare

Mrs. Cake was happy to

Help with parties, big and small

Mr. Cake stuck with his wife

He didn’t mind the work at all

Trixie was a unicorn

Who was both Powerful and Great

Derpy Hooves, who had a foal

She had to go, the post was late

Luna was a lonely gal

Who spent existence cloaked by night

Celestia her older sis

Reveled in the sun’s pure light

Soarin’, colt, who loved to eat

Was never ever satisfied

Dash? She came and went so fast

She didn’t even say goodbye

Spitfire had Rainbow’s dream job

A Wonderbolt down to her core

Dinky was a little foal

Who couldn’t love her mommy more

Snips had a tendency to rush

Into ideas that brought him down

Snails was slow, but a good friend

Who always helped reverse his frown

Big Macintosh thought life was simple

A farmhorse with nothing to prove

Granny Smith, with her bad hip

Preferred a rocker to her hooves

Braeburn was a country gent

Apple-loosa he did proud

Bluegrass was another one

Defended it with pie and plow

Lyra was a grand performer

Gifted with an artist’s touch

Bon-Bon was the one who loved her

And every brony knows how much

Colgate, temptress, liked to tease

Young fillies with an eager brush

Berry Punch’s claim to fame

Was as Ponyville’s premier lush

Promontory, mighty stallion

Pulled the western-bound express

Steamer ran directly after

Never showing sign of stress

Evening Star, third engineer

Was blind to the meaning of fear

Coltrane, stoic, ever running

Always bringing up the rear

Silver Spoon, a spoiled brat

Thought her cutie mark was great

Diamond Tiara, her best friend

Mocked others when their marks were late

Twist found she liked peppermint

And bee-girl dresses, see the pic?

Cherilee would not approve

Of all the ‘hot for teacher’ fic.

Carrot Top, so generous

For others keeps her icebox full

Photo Finish works da magiks

For her fans she breaks the rules

Sapphire Shores, pony of pop

Her vocalizing glorious

Vinyl Scratch, DJ PON-3

Please PMV this song for us

Thanks for favoriting A Newfoal Nöel!  

Dafaddah

This poem is little over half way down in chapter 6 of Friendship is Optimal. It does not have a title but I like to call it "The Process". Anyways, the author is Chatoyance. I do not know who is the author of this poem nor does Chatoyance take credit for it. If you believe you know who is responsible for it please leave me message in the comments section and I will give credit where credit is due. Thankyou.

I am the playing, but not the pause.

I am the effect, but not the cause.

I am the living, but not the cells.

I am the ringing, but not the bells.

I am the animal, but not the meat.

I am the walking, but not the feet.

I am the pattern, but not the clothes.

I am the smelling, but not the rose.

I am the waves, but not the sea

Whatever my substrate, my me is still me.

I am the sparks in the dark that exist as a dream -

I am the process, but not the machine.

Every Pony do the shuffle!

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Thank you for the fave!  I'm liking the song of your people, by the way.

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT

WITH ITS EYE OF COAL

SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE

AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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Thanks for the fav on Remembering the Fallen!  It's my first sad fic and my first one targeted at the history of Nightmare Moon's rebellion.  Expect more to be revealed in my current fic Canterlot and possible more in upcoming fictions.

The Fairness/Effective Equation:

(fair(x) => effective(X)) does not imply (not(fair(X)) => not(effective(X)))

Special thanks to Bad Horse for coming up with this. I still have no idea how to make sense of it but it's still funny. Go read his stories.

>>5900259002

Thanks for the fave!

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of this town right here.

In Sugercube corner placed to be raised

In the party where I spent most of my day

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all talking to some crusaders outside of the school

When a spoiled little brat, that were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighbourhood

I got in one little fight and my shrink got scared

And said "You're moving in with the Cakes right in here!"

-Thule on FiMfiction.net