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  • The Sisters Doo Daring pays a visit to her sister in Ponyville. Due to buried grudges, things get out of hoof. by Ponky 116,988 words · 15,453 views · 1,872 likes · 31 dislikes
  • Get Thyselves a Room Luna keeps spying on Appledashing dreams and it's driving her mad. by Vimbert the Unimpressive 5,183 words · 14,402 views · 1,134 likes · 53 dislikes
  • Belle of the 7.62x51mm Ball As Belle settles into the Beast’s castle, she and Lumière find an ancient book that transports them into Equestria. Unfortunately, the time/space vortex pulls a lot of things into the land of candy-colored horses – some of which are not so sweet by Hap 9,878 words · 379 views · 67 likes · 13 dislikes
  • The Carnivore's Prayer It is their nature by Cold in Gardez 9,679 words · 4,775 views · 522 likes · 10 dislikes
  • The Sound of Diamonds A jaded author leaves his old life behind intent on finding a place to write his magnum opus. Instead, he finds an elegant young mare who opens her life of friendship to him. He never dreamed she could admire him for the stallion he truly is. by PropMaster 22,849 words · 1,279 views · 107 likes · 8 dislikes

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  • T If I Could Catch Fuzz In a Bottle

    While enjoying Movie Night out with the girls, Twilight Sparkle discovers what it feels like to snuggle somepony. She then makes the logical next step: attempting to distill cuddles into portable, consumable form. For science, of course.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    13,272 words · 2,804 views  ·  459  ·  25
  • E Just a Few Things

    Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh spend the day gathering supplies for Apple Bloom's birthday party. This is a good thing.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    3,857 words · 2,206 views  ·  391  ·  10
  • T Clawgame.

    Queen Chrysalis and her horde of changelings have invaded Equestria, and all ponydom is doom. But buck that noise. Pinkie and Maud Pie need to win Rainbow Dash a Daring Do plushie.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    2,345 words · 1,256 views  ·  201  ·  6
  • E Talking Ponies Syndrome

    It's a beautiful day in Ponyville. Then again, every day is a beautiful day for Derpy Hooves.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    5,798 words · 3,532 views  ·  468  ·  10
  • T Nuzzle Locked

    Twilight Sparkle banishes Rainbow Dash to the Cuddle Zone. Granted, her aim was a bit off.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    3,828 words · 5,475 views  ·  602  ·  76
  • T App. Jack

    The citizens of Ponyville become addicted to a holographic talking Applejack that they've downloaded to their crystalline "smart-watches."  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    5,379 words · 3,424 views  ·  690  ·  7

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  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 66,762 views · 5,237 likes · 178 dislikes
  • The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 18,128 views · 2,593 likes · 37 dislikes
  • Because Ponies Are the Size of Cats and They Love to Cuddle In the future, we'll colonize the solar system, cure cancer, clone the human genome, and build trans-dimensional hoodies that can summon tiny talking horses from an alternate universe. It's pretty snazzy. by shortskirtsandexplosions 48,781 words · 8,933 views · 1,398 likes · 41 dislikes
  • Couchtavia Octavia's new to Ponyville, and she just bought a used couch. As it turns out, she has to move the heavy thing clear across town on her lonesome. That isn't the problem. The problem is these damn crazy ponies who won't stop pesterin by shortskirtsandexplosions 15,350 words · 7,791 views · 934 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Gift Rarity is a pony of great popularity and esteem. What does a mysterious pony outsider want with her? by shortskirtsandexplosions 17,633 words · 8,660 views · 815 likes · 30 dislikes

Time is a Crime

  • Home In a Flash Flash Sentry returns home to Ponyville after a lengthy tour of duty in the Crystal Kingdom. He is not alone. by shortskirtsandexplosions 6,707 words · 2,858 views · 421 likes · 36 dislikes
  • Herald My handsome little cherub, close your eyes. Mommy's going to give you clear blue skies. So you’ll laugh and dance and play in the air. And sing the song of angels everywhere. by shortskirtsandexplosions 23,866 words · 2,058 views · 283 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Moonwhacked Princess Luna tripped and fell while dreamwalking, causing the night visions of everypony in Equestria to merge with one another. Now it's up to Twilight and her friends to group up in the dreamscape and "kick" Luna awake. by shortskirtsandexplosions 7,524 words · 2,233 views · 391 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 3,404 views · 237 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Funeral of Derpy Hooves When Derpy Hooves gets torn to ribbons by a freak accident, everypony mourns her passing. They hold a wake in her honor, which would be a noble thing--provided she was actually dead. by shortskirtsandexplosions 93,298 words · 4,082 views · 509 likes · 30 dislikes
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