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  • PrincessPrincessPrincess Twilight Sparkle inadvertently causes an inter-dimensional royal incident. Rarity and Applejack spend the day together. Rainbow Dash makes a new friend. Sweetie Belle drinks tea. The world ends. by zaponator 7,164 words · 445 views · 53 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Belle of the 7.62x51mm Ball As Belle settles into the Beast’s castle, she and Lumière find an ancient book that transports them into Equestria. Unfortunately, the time/space vortex pulls a lot of things into the land of candy-colored horses – some of which are not so sweet by Hap 9,878 words · 743 views · 92 likes · 14 dislikes
  • The Sisters Doo Daring pays a visit to her sister in Ponyville. Due to buried grudges, things get out of hoof. by Ponky 116,988 words · 17,667 views · 2,000 likes · 35 dislikes

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  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 79,155 views · 5,825 likes · 207 dislikes
  • Shellstrings After freakish happenstance turns Lyra Heartstrings and Queen Chrysalis into a symbiotic being, they find themselves putting their superpowers to heroic use in an ever-changing Equestria. by shortskirtsandexplosions 189,680 words · 2,329 views · 312 likes · 37 dislikes
  • The Things Tavi Says Let me tell you a few things about my roommate, Octavia. After all, she saved my life. by shortskirtsandexplosions 222,602 words · 7,803 views · 1,011 likes · 47 dislikes
  • The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 22,677 views · 3,012 likes · 46 dislikes

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  • Sunset Shimmy Sunset Shimmer's happy, so she starts acting like the pony that she was born as. This can only end in adoracute. by shortskirtsandexplosions 3,568 words · 9,552 views · 1,079 likes · 35 dislikes
  • Applejack Is Full of Squirrels Most of the time, Applejack is honest. A lot of the time, she's faithful and strong. Then, sometimes, she's full of squirrels piloting her in a war with the Chipmunk Confederacy over a sacred acorn. by shortskirtsandexplosions 7,486 words · 6,277 views · 624 likes · 34 dislikes
  • When I Was Thirty Rainbow Dash turns thirty, and it's just like any week, month, year, or decade of her life. by shortskirtsandexplosions 19,365 words · 7,282 views · 614 likes · 29 dislikes
  • The Funeral of Derpy Hooves When Derpy Hooves gets torn to ribbons by a freak accident, everypony mourns her passing. They hold a wake in her honor, which would be a noble thing--provided she was actually dead. by shortskirtsandexplosions 93,298 words · 5,016 views · 551 likes · 31 dislikes
  • Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 4,103 views · 287 likes · 9 dislikes
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#2,867 · 9h, 38m ago · · ·

You say you write a lot...?

How about you update Austraeoh and Appledashery twice a day?

(Especially to make up for your pause!)


Probably not?

Comment posted by nerevars deleted at 3:19pm on the 1st of December, 2016
#2,859 · 3d, 13h ago · · ·



He'll be back. I've heard from multiple sources he'll be back, it's just a matter of when.

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