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Aug
29th
2015

No Clueless Reader this week.  Cuz I suck.

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Way Better Stuff Than Mine

  • The Sisters Doo Daring pays a visit to her sister in Ponyville. Due to buried grudges, things get out of hoof. by Ponky 116,988 words · 16,380 views · 1,909 likes · 33 dislikes
  • Get Thyselves a Room Luna keeps spying on Appledashing dreams and it's driving her mad. by Vimbert the Unimpressive 5,183 words · 14,973 views · 1,155 likes · 54 dislikes
  • Belle of the 7.62x51mm Ball As Belle settles into the Beast’s castle, she and Lumière find an ancient book that transports them into Equestria. Unfortunately, the time/space vortex pulls a lot of things into the land of candy-colored horses – some of which are not so sweet by Hap 9,878 words · 555 views · 76 likes · 14 dislikes
  • The Carnivore's Prayer It is their nature by Cold in Gardez 9,679 words · 5,208 views · 565 likes · 9 dislikes
  • The Sound of Diamonds A jaded author leaves his old life behind intent on finding a place to write his magnum opus. Instead, he finds an elegant young mare who opens her life of friendship to him. He never dreamed she could admire him for the stallion he truly is. by PropMaster 22,849 words · 1,347 views · 108 likes · 8 dislikes

Marsupial Alumni

5,158 members follow shortskirtsandexplosions

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Il mio piccolo mormone: stalking è magico.

Short Skirts and Explosions

Art drawn by Precia-T

Lemur Detritus

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Austraeoh Series by Imploding Colon

Appledashery by Just Essay

Cover Art by Darkflame

Space Is a Waste

  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 71,152 views · 5,418 likes · 191 dislikes
  • The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 19,590 views · 2,751 likes · 42 dislikes
  • Because Ponies Are the Size of Cats and They Love to Cuddle In the future, we'll colonize the solar system, cure cancer, clone the human genome, and build trans-dimensional hoodies that can summon tiny talking horses from an alternate universe. It's pretty snazzy. by shortskirtsandexplosions 48,781 words · 10,155 views · 1,472 likes · 42 dislikes
  • Couchtavia Octavia's new to Ponyville, and she just bought a used couch. As it turns out, she has to move the heavy thing clear across town on her lonesome. That isn't the problem. The problem is these damn crazy ponies who won't stop pesterin by shortskirtsandexplosions 15,350 words · 8,184 views · 956 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Gift Rarity is a pony of great popularity and esteem. What does a mysterious pony outsider want with her? by shortskirtsandexplosions 17,633 words · 8,969 views · 836 likes · 30 dislikes

Time is a Crime

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#1,850 · 2d, 22h ago · 2 · ·

I was recently made aware of the fact that Nerf guns are manufactured by Hasbro. Logically, you should write a story involving a hypothetical Ponyville Nerf War. Just a thought.

#1,849 · 3d, 16h ago · · ·

I just saw the loop of a creepy bunny crawling towards me. Oh well. I guess I'll just have to be SS&E's follower.

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