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2014

Pretentiousness · 3:34am

Way Better Stuff Than Mine

  • The Sisters Doo Daring pays a visit to her sister in Ponyville. Due to buried grudges, things get out of hoof. by Ponky 116,988 words · 14,248 views · 1,724 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Get Thyselves a Room Luna keeps spying on Appledashing dreams and it's driving her mad. by Vimbert the Unimpressive 5,183 words · 13,781 views · 1,111 likes · 51 dislikes
  • The Sound of Diamonds A jaded author leaves his old life behind intent on finding a place to write his magnum opus. Instead, he finds an elegant young mare who opens her life of friendship to him. He never dreamed she could admire him for the stallion he truly is. by PropMaster 22,849 words · 1,226 views · 104 likes · 7 dislikes
  • The Carnivore's Prayer It is their nature by Cold in Gardez 9,679 words · 4,253 views · 481 likes · 7 dislikes
  • White Box Here in the White Box, the lights hurt my eyes. by The Maverick 11,392 words · 13,895 views · 1,626 likes · 33 dislikes

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Il mio piccolo mormone: stalking è magico.

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Space Is a Waste

  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 62,000 views · 4,960 likes · 165 dislikes
  • The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 16,664 views · 2,435 likes · 35 dislikes
  • Because Ponies Are the Size of Cats and They Love to Cuddle In the future, we'll colonize the solar system, cure cancer, clone the human genome, and build trans-dimensional hoodies that can summon tiny talking horses from an alternate universe. It's pretty snazzy. by shortskirtsandexplosions 48,781 words · 8,119 views · 1,338 likes · 41 dislikes
  • Couchtavia Octavia's new to Ponyville, and she just bought a used couch. As it turns out, she has to move the heavy thing clear across town on her lonesome. That isn't the problem. The problem is these damn crazy ponies who won't stop pesterin by shortskirtsandexplosions 15,350 words · 7,261 views · 890 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Gift Rarity is a pony of great popularity and esteem. What does a mysterious pony outsider want with her? by shortskirtsandexplosions 17,633 words · 8,232 views · 796 likes · 30 dislikes

Time is a Crime

  • I Met a Pony In Hell (And We Kicked Ass Together) So like, this pony and I met in Hell, and we totally kicked ass together. Also there's a hot chick by shortskirtsandexplosions 40,202 words · 2,732 views · 309 likes · 13 dislikes
  • There Is Love Beyond What Lingers Two ponies meet on Hearth's Warming Eve and learn that, when it comes to friendship, there is no such thing as accidents. by shortskirtsandexplosions 12,943 words · 927 views · 133 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Herald My handsome little cherub, close your eyes. Mommy's going to give you clear blue skies. So you’ll laugh and dance and play in the air. And sing the song of angels everywhere. by shortskirtsandexplosions 23,866 words · 1,852 views · 265 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 3,170 views · 216 likes · 8 dislikes

Comments

#1474397 · 2d, 5h ago · 3 · ·

Hey, look.

The writer of the 2017 MLP movie made an announcement.

#1467593 · 5d, 14h ago · 1 · ·
#1467314 · 5d, 23h ago · · ·

woah!!! your pictures are back!!!...!!!....

What does it mean??? :pinkiegasp:

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