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Apr
24th
2015

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  • The Sisters Doo Daring pays a visit to her sister in Ponyville. Due to buried grudges, things get out of hoof. by Ponky 116,988 words · 15,645 views · 1,882 likes · 33 dislikes
  • Get Thyselves a Room Luna keeps spying on Appledashing dreams and it's driving her mad. by Vimbert the Unimpressive 5,183 words · 14,501 views · 1,140 likes · 53 dislikes
  • Belle of the 7.62x51mm Ball As Belle settles into the Beast’s castle, she and Lumière find an ancient book that transports them into Equestria. Unfortunately, the time/space vortex pulls a lot of things into the land of candy-colored horses – some of which are not so sweet by Hap 9,878 words · 427 views · 68 likes · 13 dislikes
  • The Carnivore's Prayer It is their nature by Cold in Gardez 9,679 words · 4,844 views · 530 likes · 10 dislikes
  • The Sound of Diamonds A jaded author leaves his old life behind intent on finding a place to write his magnum opus. Instead, he finds an elegant young mare who opens her life of friendship to him. He never dreamed she could admire him for the stallion he truly is. by PropMaster 22,849 words · 1,284 views · 108 likes · 8 dislikes

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  • T Plush Ado About Nothing

    One week after making Spike a Rarity plushie to cuddle with, Lyra Heartstrings finds herself with six new clients... all in one day.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    5,435 words · 3,521 views  ·  624  ·  22
  • E The Bellyrubs of Sameness

    Every new initiate to Starlight Glimmer's town has to spend the first week with the founder in her cottage. There's a deep dark secret to this, of course. Fluttershy's about to find out the hard way.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    2,234 words · 2,418 views  ·  325  ·  13
  • T 6s & 7s

    Some tanks is wronger in the land of pone pone. The neigh rates goes off baggins, and it drives horses mud. Twilight Spapes goose to investment gates but it's far cry 4 late bait.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    2,537 words · 647 views  ·  85  ·  23
  • T If I Could Catch Fuzz In a Bottle

    While enjoying Movie Night out with the girls, Twilight Sparkle discovers what it feels like to snuggle somepony. She then makes the logical next step: attempting to distill cuddles into portable, consumable form. For science, of course.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    13,272 words · 2,961 views  ·  480  ·  25
  • E Just a Few Things

    Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh spend the day gathering supplies for Apple Bloom's birthday party. This is a good thing.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    3,857 words · 2,374 views  ·  400  ·  11
  • T Clawgame.

    Queen Chrysalis and her horde of changelings have invaded Equestria, and all ponydom is doom. But buck that noise. Pinkie and Maud Pie need to win Rainbow Dash a Daring Do plushie.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    2,345 words · 1,369 views  ·  209  ·  6

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  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 67,448 views · 5,266 likes · 182 dislikes
  • The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 18,374 views · 2,625 likes · 39 dislikes
  • Because Ponies Are the Size of Cats and They Love to Cuddle In the future, we'll colonize the solar system, cure cancer, clone the human genome, and build trans-dimensional hoodies that can summon tiny talking horses from an alternate universe. It's pretty snazzy. by shortskirtsandexplosions 48,781 words · 9,061 views · 1,403 likes · 41 dislikes
  • Couchtavia Octavia's new to Ponyville, and she just bought a used couch. As it turns out, she has to move the heavy thing clear across town on her lonesome. That isn't the problem. The problem is these damn crazy ponies who won't stop pesterin by shortskirtsandexplosions 15,350 words · 7,861 views · 940 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Gift Rarity is a pony of great popularity and esteem. What does a mysterious pony outsider want with her? by shortskirtsandexplosions 17,633 words · 8,706 views · 819 likes · 30 dislikes

Time is a Crime

  • Talking Ponies Syndrome It's a beautiful day in Ponyville. Then again, every day is a beautiful day for Derpy Hooves. by shortskirtsandexplosions 5,798 words · 3,665 views · 479 likes · 11 dislikes
  • App. Jack The citizens of Ponyville become addicted to a holographic talking Applejack that they've downloaded to their crystalline "smart-watches." by shortskirtsandexplosions 5,379 words · 3,622 views · 708 likes · 7 dislikes
  • If I Could Catch Fuzz In a Bottle While enjoying Movie Night out with the girls, Twilight Sparkle discovers what it feels like to snuggle somepony. She then makes the logical next step: attempting to distill cuddles into portable, consumable form. For science, of course. by shortskirtsandexplosions 13,272 words · 2,961 views · 480 likes · 25 dislikes
  • Plush Ado About Nothing One week after making Spike a Rarity plushie to cuddle with, Lyra Heartstrings finds herself with six new clients... all in one day. by shortskirtsandexplosions 5,435 words · 3,521 views · 624 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Just a Few Things Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh spend the day gathering supplies for Apple Bloom's birthday party. This is a good thing. by shortskirtsandexplosions 3,857 words · 2,374 views · 400 likes · 11 dislikes
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