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  • The Sisters Doo Daring pays a visit to her sister in Ponyville. Due to buried grudges, things get out of hoof. by Ponky 116,988 words · 15,040 views · 1,821 likes · 31 dislikes
  • Get Thyselves a Room Luna keeps spying on Appledashing dreams and it's driving her mad. by Vimbert the Unimpressive 5,183 words · 14,142 views · 1,125 likes · 52 dislikes
  • The Sound of Diamonds A jaded author leaves his old life behind intent on finding a place to write his magnum opus. Instead, he finds an elegant young mare who opens her life of friendship to him. He never dreamed she could admire him for the stallion he truly is. by PropMaster 22,849 words · 1,259 views · 106 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Carnivore's Prayer It is their nature by Cold in Gardez 9,679 words · 4,571 views · 501 likes · 10 dislikes
  • White Box Here in the White Box, the lights hurt my eyes. by The Maverick 11,392 words · 14,434 views · 1,650 likes · 33 dislikes

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The Daughter Doo

A Story by Ponky, written by shortskirtsandexplosions

Short Skirts and Explosions

Art drawn by Precia-T

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  • T Nuzzle Locked

    Twilight Sparkle banishes Rainbow Dash to the Cuddle Zone. Granted, her aim was a bit off.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    3,828 words · 3,548 views  ·  422  ·  64
  • T App. Jack

    The citizens of Ponyville become addicted to a holographic talking Applejack that they've downloaded to their crystalline "smart-watches."  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    5,379 words · 2,382 views  ·  532  ·  7
  • E My Little Danger Pony

    Six-year-old Amy Knight Yearling spends an afternoon running errands with her mother. There is danger around every turn, or maybe just fruit snacks and ice cream.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    6,567 words · 408 views  ·  93  ·  3
  • E The Daughter Doo: Honorary Cutie Mark Crusader

    Dinky Doo and the Cutie Mark Crusaders set out on an adventure to rescue Mr. and Mrs. Cakes' foalnapped twins. They encounter several marvels and dangers along the way. (This is a side story to Ponky's fanfic "The Sisters Doo.")  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    44,224 words · 586 views  ·  116  ·  3
  • E Table for One

    Minuette sits outside, sipping tea and waiting for something. This is about to become the best day of her life. She knows it, and yet she doesn't.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    4,302 words · 2,262 views  ·  387  ·  17
  • E Sunset Shimmy

    Sunset Shimmer's happy, so she starts acting like the pony that she was born as. This can only end in adoracute.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    3,568 words · 5,150 views  ·  806  ·  29

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Space Is a Waste

  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 64,654 views · 5,114 likes · 172 dislikes
  • The Numbers Don't Lie An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter. by shortskirtsandexplosions 20,101 words · 17,556 views · 2,527 likes · 37 dislikes
  • Because Ponies Are the Size of Cats and They Love to Cuddle In the future, we'll colonize the solar system, cure cancer, clone the human genome, and build trans-dimensional hoodies that can summon tiny talking horses from an alternate universe. It's pretty snazzy. by shortskirtsandexplosions 48,781 words · 8,607 views · 1,381 likes · 42 dislikes
  • Couchtavia Octavia's new to Ponyville, and she just bought a used couch. As it turns out, she has to move the heavy thing clear across town on her lonesome. That isn't the problem. The problem is these damn crazy ponies who won't stop pesterin by shortskirtsandexplosions 15,350 words · 7,561 views · 917 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Gift Rarity is a pony of great popularity and esteem. What does a mysterious pony outsider want with her? by shortskirtsandexplosions 17,633 words · 8,536 views · 808 likes · 30 dislikes

Time is a Crime

  • Home In a Flash Flash Sentry returns home to Ponyville after a lengthy tour of duty in the Crystal Kingdom. He is not alone. by shortskirtsandexplosions 6,707 words · 2,731 views · 415 likes · 36 dislikes
  • Herald My handsome little cherub, close your eyes. Mommy's going to give you clear blue skies. So you’ll laugh and dance and play in the air. And sing the song of angels everywhere. by shortskirtsandexplosions 23,866 words · 1,977 views · 278 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Moonwhacked Princess Luna tripped and fell while dreamwalking, causing the night visions of everypony in Equestria to merge with one another. Now it's up to Twilight and her friends to group up in the dreamscape and "kick" Luna awake. by shortskirtsandexplosions 7,524 words · 2,097 views · 378 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 3,319 views · 229 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Funeral of Derpy Hooves When Derpy Hooves gets torn to ribbons by a freak accident, everypony mourns her passing. They hold a wake in her honor, which would be a noble thing--provided she was actually dead. by shortskirtsandexplosions 93,298 words · 3,912 views · 497 likes · 30 dislikes
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