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Cytotoxin


I`m Russian, I`m female, I`m blunter then a bag of hammers and I write pony staff occassionally. That`s about it.

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Twilight Sparkle screwed up magic experimentation. Again. So cliche.

Here is her diary post-factum.

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Twilight didn`t really expect anything to happen. After all, it`s just tea time with Fluttershy. Who could have possibly expected anything wrong with it? But, as she is about to learn, Ponyville just has to throw her a curveball.

Crackship experiment. I accept no responsibility for any lost hair, sleep, patience, it or anything else caused by perusing this.

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Ever since she was a filly, Pinkie Pie wanted to learn to smoke a pipe. After all, if her father did that and liked it, it must be good, no?

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What if Mane 6 were all serial killers? Who had their own club?

Do not take this one seriously. It was written on a whim, within twenty minutes, and with no intention of ever making anything out of it other then maybe a chuckle or two of the gallows humor type.

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Years ago, Vinyl Scratch abandoned her aspirations as a DJ in favor of starting a recording label. Now, Scratched Records dominate Equestrian market.

Octavia is the star of the label - the undisputed number one. Her music is now known and loved all across the Equestria.

It`s never been a secret that Vinyl Scratch loves Octavia. Unfortunately... Octavia does not share that sentiment.

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Prince Blueblood. What`s his day is made from?
Snarking and sniping, mostly. With a bit of longing thrown in for good measure

What happens when he gets an opportunity to act out on his longing?.

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A lot of people like angst. Why, I fail to comprehend. Still, it`s a popular enough sentiment and condition, so...

Have some angsty and dark Twilight pulling a quick one on Celestia.

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Twilight Sparkle is at it again. Having just finished a big project, she finds herself capable of teleporting long-distance. Unfortunately, she is the only unicorn powerful enough to actually use the method she invented. Still, success is success, and she allows herself to devote a week to her personal project.

That project being - defining the logics of romance. Will be she able to use the acute powers of her mind to achieve the successful romance, or will her efforts embarrass everypony within blast radius instead? (What do you think, huh?)

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As the autumn chills begin to make themselves known, CMC decide to look into making their clubhouse warmer. But since everypony they could ask about it is busy, they decide to read about it in books.

But since Twilight Sparkle is busy too, and Spike`s out getting grocieries, CMC have to use self-help checkout. And by golly, they check out a lot. Maybe one book too much kind of "a lot", even...

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Quick Quill is but a junior journalist. Yet, by a stroke of wild luck, he ends up being invited on board of Rainbow - pinnacle of Equestrian military airforce. The reason? He`s there to take an interview with admiral - first in almost five years. And yes, admiral does have something to say...

(Dark and adventure are added mostly to reflect the implied carnage in first chapter. Don`t expect anything gratuitous.)

Addendum: Well, OK, maybe not just first chapter, now.

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