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The Soviet Turtle


I'm Australian, a dragon fan, and I like to shot things in video games. If that's not a short description of me then I don't know what is.

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Nightmare Moon, Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra, and Tirek. All were once powerful beings bent on taking over Equestria, but they were constantly stopped again and again by six mares, who were the bearers of the Elements of Harmony. All six of them lived in a quaint little town called Ponyville. They lived simple lives, and they enjoyed each others company immensely.

But after the events with Starlight Glimmer, who would become one of the mares new students, one higher up authority now believes each of them would need protection within for the future. The Pony Goddess, the mother of Luna and Celestia, has made a fateful decision.

So after much deliberation, she has taken six humans from another world, one that interested her so much, and a race that had been familiar with war and conflict for millennium, and assigned each of them a former bearer each. Solely for the purpose of matchmaking.

What? Gods get bored sometimes.

And how do these humans take the scenario? well as one of the humans chosen says in his native tongue...

'For Fuck Sake!'

This is not family friendly is you hadn't already guess from the rating

Set after 'Times are Changeling'

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Spike lives in the small town of Ponyville. It is most famous in the Equestrian region for the professor that lives there and the official Pokemon gym that is apart of the Pokemon league. He is the assistant of the Professor, Twilight Sparkle, who gives all the children of Ponyville their starter Pokemon. Spike however, is always left out when the new Pokemon arrive, and quite frankly, he's getting a little sick of it.

Then on a fateful day, while going through his normal day in Ponyville; he enters the Everfree to find Zecora. But along the way, he meets someone who helps begin his journey as a Pokemon trainer.

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In this Human version of Equestria. Princess Celestia senses dark forces and brings the bearers to Canterlot. Once the group arrive, Nightmare Moon reveals herself to the Princesses and the Mane six. She tells them that she will drown Equestria in Darkness.

The Princesses and Bearers claim they will stop her again, but Nightmare Moon laughs at them. She demonstrates her new power by covering the town of Ponyville in Darkness, swallowing it hole leaving on a crater behind.

But residing in Twilights Castle, Spike is shocked to see what is happening to Ponyville. as he rushes through Ponyville to find out what's happening, so many questions are thrown at him. What are these Dark Creatures? What is the huge Orb in the Sky? and what the heck is this huge Key?

Takes place during 358/2 Days and after season 4.
Proofread by StarBrony3
Kingdom Hearts is owned by Square Enix and Disney respectfully
MLP owned by Hasbro

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Seven years after an incedeint with Spike. The mane six, the CMC and the princesses take a ride on a galleon. Which is soon taken over by an enemy ship. They take the ponies in board and plan to hold them captive for ransom, leaving the crew on small rowing boats. It seems there dates are sealed. Until a Drake, his ship and crew board the ship. It will be a very interesting week's ride home.

Proofread by StarBrony3

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All his life, Spike has worked his scales off, sometimes literally. For the mane six, with no gratitude or thanks for what he does. One day, as Spike is about to go and participate in a talent show, all of the mane six dump work on him as they went off to a Wonderbolt show, and once Spike finishes the chores, also helping some of the citizens along the way. He then runs into the mane six who dump MORE work on him and run off to Sugarcube corner, Spike just falls to his knee's and cries.

The next day however, Big Mac calls a meeting with a few of the citizens and brings Spike with him, they all agree to hide Spike and cover him from the mane six, while he goes off to be what he should be doing. Be a kid.

Light shippings
SpikexApplebloom
RumblexScootaloo
PipsqueakxDinky
FeatherweightxSweetie Belle

Proofread by StarBrony3

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Spike is taller then he was, and later he asked Twilight to start paying him and having more rights. but she just says he's being ridicolus and runs off to the spa trip that Rarity promised.

Meanwhile Spike, who is filled with rage and anger for Twilight, runs off to Canterlot to stay with the princesses,but he also finds a mare with her son and daughter who are homeless, Spike brings them with him and starts to live in Canterlot. Although Twilight demands that he comes home, he says no.

So I wonder what it'll be like for Spikes new life.

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Spike, banished from Ponyville for a crime he never committed, turned from his friends, he walks through the Everfree, were someone he never expected sent him on a new adventure and life.

He was called Spike, but now he will be the Dragon Assassin.

Note: kinda like an assassin's creed crossover

Assassin's creed belongs to Ubisoft
Mlp belongs to Hasbro and Lauren Faust

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Humans have lived in peace with ponies for hundreds of years, and Human technology has advanced Equestrian technology and weaponry.

In ANM 993, a rumor of a group called ' Assassins ', who were supposedly a secret force set up by Celestia.

This Rumor was more real then many believed, and eventually the rumors changed to one Assassin.

Little did anyone know a human, under order of Princess Celestia, sent to Ponyville, his hometown where his bullying and teasing commenced, but also where his childhood crush on a orange mare. Was carrying robes with some metallic weapons in them.

My little pony belongs to Lauren Faust and Hasbro

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